InfestedKerrigan Posted April 10, 2015 Report Share Posted April 10, 2015 A place for deep thoughts, or regular thoughts if you're not Jack. Tyranids and Borg are the same. One just wears it better. Vader's Rebirth is Luke's Quest is Han's Rags to Riches is C3PO's Comedy is Palpatine's Tragedy is Leia's Overcoming the Monster is R2-D2's Voyage. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WestRider Posted April 10, 2015 Report Share Posted April 10, 2015 OK, this one's been bugging me the last few days, because I've got a First War for Armageddon narrative scenario I'm playing in this weekend to break in my buddy's Khorne Daemonkin Army. So, the First War for Armageddon took place in 444.M41. They're telling me that for 9 1/2 Millenia, this vital imperial world didn't suffer a single attack powerful enough to be called a War, and then in less than 600 years, it's been completely engulfed by war three times? What's up with that? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
InfestedKerrigan Posted April 10, 2015 Author Report Share Posted April 10, 2015 OK, this one's been bugging me the last few days, because I've got a First War for Armageddon narrative scenario I'm playing in this weekend to break in my buddy's Khorne Daemonkin Army. So, the First War for Armageddon took place in 444.M41. They're telling me that for 9 1/2 Millenia, this vital imperial world didn't suffer a single attack powerful enough to be called a War, and then in less than 600 years, it's been completely engulfed by war three times? What's up with that? The simple answer is: The End Times. As the FB world is torn asunder, fueling the Dark Gods, the attacks become more frequent. Warptime is relative, as is any other time, really. As such, the 600 years in Realspace has only been a few years making in that region of Warpspace. I find this info graph actually represents this compressed timeline quite well: http://alturl.com/idy7x Wait, I'm thinking Black Crusades. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
InfestedKerrigan Posted April 10, 2015 Author Report Share Posted April 10, 2015 Good Industrialists borrow. Great Industrialists steal. Greatest industrialists get the Government to pay for it. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
andy Posted April 10, 2015 Report Share Posted April 10, 2015 A man said to the universe: "Sir I exist!" "However," replied the universe, "The fact has not created in me A sense of obligation." -- Stephen Crane 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dark Trainer Posted April 10, 2015 Report Share Posted April 10, 2015 Isn't it sad that families have to be torn apart by such simple things as.............wild dogs? - Jack Handy 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WestRider Posted April 12, 2015 Report Share Posted April 12, 2015 The person who proofread Hitler's speeches was a Grammar Nazi. 8 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
InfestedKerrigan Posted April 12, 2015 Author Report Share Posted April 12, 2015 I can't tell the difference between Lego Lord of the Rings and Diablo 3. Well, other than former having like 100 playable characters. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brother Glacius Posted April 14, 2015 Report Share Posted April 14, 2015 I should post this. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WestRider Posted April 15, 2015 Report Share Posted April 15, 2015 I've never heard Wolverine call anyone 'bro'. He always calls people 'bub'. So it follows that he should refer to Cerebro as Cerebub. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
InfestedKerrigan Posted April 17, 2015 Author Report Share Posted April 17, 2015 "When I quit my Dad's firm, I didn't expect my life to turn out like this. I hang out and smoke weed with the neighbor's dog all day." - Elijah Wood Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WestRider Posted April 19, 2015 Report Share Posted April 19, 2015 We named our entire galaxy after the secretions from a cow's udders. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
andy Posted April 19, 2015 Report Share Posted April 19, 2015 "Time you enjoy wasting is not wasted time." -- Marthe Troly-Curtin 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PourSpelur Posted April 19, 2015 Report Share Posted April 19, 2015 If you light a Man a fire, he'll stay warm for a night. If you set a Man on fire, he'll stay warm for the rest of his life. 6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WestRider Posted April 21, 2015 Report Share Posted April 21, 2015 I have this headcanon that Bjorn the Fellhanded really dislikes ostentation and decoration, and every time the SW reawaken him and he's got new battle honours all over for whatever he did last time, he's all "You guys f***in' drew all over me while I was asleep again, didn't you?" 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pretre Posted April 21, 2015 Report Share Posted April 21, 2015 I have this headcanon that Bjorn the Fellhanded really dislikes ostentation and decoration, and every time the SW reawaken him and he's got new battle honours all over for whatever he did last time, he's all "You guys f***in' drew all over me while I was asleep again, didn't you?" I totally buy this. Bjorn is one of my favorite space wolf characters ever and it is always sad when I can't fit him in a list (which is every time). 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pretre Posted April 27, 2015 Report Share Posted April 27, 2015 "Daddy what's a tunnel?" "Son, we've been through this.." 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
andy Posted April 27, 2015 Report Share Posted April 27, 2015 “There is a cult of ignorance in the United States, and there has always been. The strain of anti-intellectualism has been a constant thread winding its way through our political and cultural life, nurtured by the false notion that democracy means that "my ignorance is just as good as your knowledge.” ― Isaac Asimov 3 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jayne_Cobbb Posted April 27, 2015 Report Share Posted April 27, 2015 Superstition is bad luck 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
andy Posted May 6, 2015 Report Share Posted May 6, 2015 "Sometimes I wonder if the world is being run by smart people who are putting us on, or by imbeciles who really mean it." ― Mark Twain 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
andy Posted May 11, 2015 Report Share Posted May 11, 2015 A human being should be able to change a diaper, plan an invasion, butcher a hog, con a ship, design a building, write a sonnet, balance accounts, build a wall, set a bone, comfort the dying, take orders, give orders, cooperate, act alone, solve equations, analyze a new problem, pitch manure, program a computer, cook a tasty meal, fight efficiently, die gallantly. Specialization is for insects. --Robert Heinlein 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
InfestedKerrigan Posted May 14, 2015 Author Report Share Posted May 14, 2015 Yes, English can be weird. It can be understood through tough thorough thought, though. -David Burge Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
indytims Posted May 14, 2015 Report Share Posted May 14, 2015 If con is the opposite of pro, is Congress the opposite of progress? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WestRider Posted May 14, 2015 Report Share Posted May 14, 2015 Technically, we are all half centaur. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Romans832 Posted May 15, 2015 Report Share Posted May 15, 2015 If con is the opposite of pro, is Congress the opposite of progress? Yes it is Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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