generalripphook Posted December 1, 2016 Report Share Posted December 1, 2016 My grandma always used to say "there is more than one way to kill a cat than choke it to death with butter" Which brings up the question: How much butter does it take to choke a Cat? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WestRider Posted December 1, 2016 Report Share Posted December 1, 2016 Why didn't you ask Ando or I, that's common lore among JWs. Well, partly because I thought of it while sitting at the computer, and google was right there, and partly because I didn't know that y'all were Witnesses. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted December 1, 2016 Report Share Posted December 1, 2016 My grandma always used to say "there is more than one way to kill a cat than choke it to death with butter" Which brings up the question: How much butter does it take to choke a Cat? There's a new one. In my family, it was "there's more than one way to skin a cat." Regarding your question, would depend. Just in how the butter was prepared and how quickly they were eating(or being forced to eat) it. Though it could be that this one is aimed to prevent accidental death, as I recall that my grandmother would always leave the butter out, and if it wasn't "covered" in a butter dish with a lid, that her cat would lick it (yuck). Perhaps the cat, if not feed enough, would try to eat the butter instead of just licking it, and would choke...hmmm. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
generalripphook Posted December 1, 2016 Report Share Posted December 1, 2016 She also said "Each to his own said the farmer as he kissed the cow." She has some crazy stories. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WestRider Posted December 5, 2016 Report Share Posted December 5, 2016 If anyone tries to tell you that a Bard's Inspire Confidence ability won't work for Move Silently, just put on With Catlike Tread. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Purplepeopleeater Posted December 5, 2016 Report Share Posted December 5, 2016 People mocked the idea of Matt Damon becoming Robin when his BFF Ben was chosen as the Bat. A friend of mine had a good idea, make Matt Damon Jason Todd as the Red Hood. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WestRider Posted December 14, 2016 Report Share Posted December 14, 2016 Little bit of fridge horror from Angry Birds: At the start of the movie, Red brings a gluten-free cake to the hatching party. Every gluten-free baked good recipe I've made has eggs in it D: 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
InfestedKerrigan Posted December 24, 2016 Author Report Share Posted December 24, 2016 I hear Disney killed the wrong parent. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Justjokin Posted December 27, 2016 Report Share Posted December 27, 2016 Literally the very definition of 'too soon'... 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
InfestedKerrigan Posted December 27, 2016 Author Report Share Posted December 27, 2016 We all knew Harrison couldn't land a plane, but we knew that wouldn't kill him. The stress Disney put Carrie through, on top of the physical stress she put her own body through, well....I'm saddened, but not surprised. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raindog Posted December 29, 2016 Report Share Posted December 29, 2016 After last, I will say that vomiting while simultaneously having diarrhea for hours is not my idea of a good time. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WestRider Posted December 29, 2016 Report Share Posted December 29, 2016 After last, I will say that vomiting while simultaneously having diarrhea for hours is not my idea of a good time. Dude. New Year's isn't until this weekend. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raindog Posted December 29, 2016 Report Share Posted December 29, 2016 I was sober and having that much fun. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Justjokin Posted December 29, 2016 Report Share Posted December 29, 2016 ...And where shouldn't we eat? 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Romans832 Posted December 29, 2016 Report Share Posted December 29, 2016 Raindog, I feel your pain. I had gotten sick in college and double ear infection and knew nothing about probiotics and got sick as all get out. Hope you get feeling better bro! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raindog Posted December 29, 2016 Report Share Posted December 29, 2016 It is a stomach virus, spread to me by my youngest. The rest of the family got it last night. The nurse thinks this is norovirus, but I was also exposed to pneumonia, a blood infection, and the flu on Christmas Day from my father-in-law...... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PourSpelur Posted December 29, 2016 Report Share Posted December 29, 2016 Worst secret Santa ever... 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Duckman Posted December 29, 2016 Report Share Posted December 29, 2016 It is a stomach virus, spread to me by my youngest. The rest of the family got it last night. The nurse thinks this is norovirus, but I was also exposed to pneumonia, a blood infection, and the flu on Christmas Day from my father-in-law...... What did you send Nurgle for the holidays that brought you such special attention? 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Duckman Posted December 29, 2016 Report Share Posted December 29, 2016 As many people as 2016 has done in, what are the odds that it tracks down and kills the baby new year? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
InfestedKerrigan Posted December 29, 2016 Author Report Share Posted December 29, 2016 As many people as 2016 has done in, what are the odds that it tracks down and kills the baby new year? 3720:1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raindog Posted January 1, 2017 Report Share Posted January 1, 2017 Why do bowl games have aerial coverage if they are played in domed stadiums? 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WestRider Posted January 1, 2017 Report Share Posted January 1, 2017 A friend of mine got me hooked on Marvel Puzzle Quest. I don't really like Tony Stark, but I haven't needed the slot, so I've kept him around, but haven't been leveling him up or anything. Took him along on a mission just for a change of pace, and realized that since I have been leveling up Black Widow, it's gotten to the point where it actually makes more sense for her to tank for Iron Man ;) 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Romans832 Posted January 1, 2017 Report Share Posted January 1, 2017 A friend of mine got me hooked on Marvel Puzzle Quest. I don't really like Tony Stark, but I haven't needed the slot, so I've kept him around, but haven't been leveling him up or anything. Took him along on a mission just for a change of pace, and realized that since I have been leveling up Black Widow, it's gotten to the point where it actually makes more sense for her to tank for Iron Man ;) ROFL Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Justjokin Posted January 17, 2017 Report Share Posted January 17, 2017 Freezing Drizzle Why can this be the next Claypool album, or something, and not the forecast for tomorrow at noon...? 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
InfestedKerrigan Posted January 21, 2017 Author Report Share Posted January 21, 2017 Wow, VR porn is pretty intense. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Recommended Posts
Join the conversation
You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account.