Raindog Posted April 14, 2016 Report Share Posted April 14, 2016 How do the bad guys in Star Wars even get loans to build all their planet-destroying laser warships anyway? Snoke: “Yeah, guys. I need money to build another Starkiller Base.” Intergalactic Bank: “Well, what happened to the last one?” Snoke: “It got blown up by the rebels.” Intergalactic Bank: “Didn’t that happen to the last two death stars as well?” Snoke: “Yeah, but it’s cool. Kylo Ren and Hux assure me they have it covered. Fourth time the charm!” Intergalactic Bank: “…” 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raindog Posted April 14, 2016 Report Share Posted April 14, 2016 How do the rebels or the republic miss the amount of material and labor going to build the thing? 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WestRider Posted April 14, 2016 Report Share Posted April 14, 2016 It gets hidden in what people assume is just contractors overcharging. That 70 Credit Hammer? 5 Credit Hammer plus 65 Credits toward the DeathStar. 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
InfestedKerrigan Posted May 1, 2016 Author Report Share Posted May 1, 2016 Batman is a prime example of White Privilege. Rich white man doing whatever the [big bad swear word] he wants, and getting away with it. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PourSpelur Posted May 1, 2016 Report Share Posted May 1, 2016 For what Batman spends on Batmanning per year he could easily put a cop on every corner of Gotham. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WestRider Posted May 1, 2016 Report Share Posted May 1, 2016 Or employ everyone in the city who turns to crime because they can't find a job. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Romans832 Posted May 1, 2016 Report Share Posted May 1, 2016 Or employ everyone in the city who turns to crime because they can't find a job. That presumes greatly that they'd actually work... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
InfestedKerrigan Posted May 1, 2016 Author Report Share Posted May 1, 2016 Imagine the good Lex and Bruce could have done if it weren't for some piece of [big bad swear word] alien. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WestRider Posted May 1, 2016 Report Share Posted May 1, 2016 That presumes greatly that they'd actually work... Studies have shown that people generally would rather work if they could get a decent wage for a decent day's meaningful work. There are always some exceptions, but by and large, it's true. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
InfestedKerrigan Posted May 1, 2016 Author Report Share Posted May 1, 2016 Shoot, those who don't want to work in Gotham, send to PacNW. They can sell drugs, legally! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WestRider Posted May 2, 2016 Report Share Posted May 2, 2016 From a typo I made: The Frog Worlds of the Adeptus Anura ;) 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swan-of-War Posted May 19, 2016 Report Share Posted May 19, 2016 You've heard the old debate, "Did Adam and Eve have navels?" Did Adam have nipples? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PourSpelur Posted May 22, 2016 Report Share Posted May 22, 2016 I'm reasonably sure my fat thumbs are responsible for a good portion of the profile views on this site. Seriously, I try to hit a thread title and end up looking at someone's profile more often than I'd like to admit. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
InfestedKerrigan Posted May 24, 2016 Author Report Share Posted May 24, 2016 Derek hasn't posted in 5 years, yet he is still one of the most active posters. WTF people? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pretre Posted May 24, 2016 Report Share Posted May 24, 2016 Derek hasn't posted in 5 years, yet he is still one of the most active posters. WTF people? Grandfathered posting history? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
InfestedKerrigan Posted May 24, 2016 Author Report Share Posted May 24, 2016 Grandfathered posting history? I understand why he's on the top page. I'm criticizing the Forum for not being able to get him off it, even though he hasn't posted in 5 years. A critique of the lack of (perceived) posting by the members. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VonVilkee Posted May 24, 2016 Report Share Posted May 24, 2016 Does this help? :) 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
InfestedKerrigan Posted May 24, 2016 Author Report Share Posted May 24, 2016 Does this help? :) Actually, I forgot to thank you and reward you with nothing for doing your part in knocking Derek down a spot. Congratulations on breaking 5000 posts! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VonVilkee Posted May 24, 2016 Report Share Posted May 24, 2016 Actually, I forgot to thank you and reward you with nothing for doing your part in knocking Derek down a spot. Congratulations on breaking 5000 posts! I post from my phone on mobile version I see very few of these stats you speak of! I finally broke 5k? Hooray! I hope even 20% of them are any good :) 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raindog Posted May 24, 2016 Report Share Posted May 24, 2016 Don't use a sawsall to cut down green walnut limbs into smaller pieces. You end up feeling shaken, not stirred. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VonVilkee Posted May 25, 2016 Report Share Posted May 25, 2016 Don't use a sawsall to cut down green walnut limbs into smaller pieces. You end up feeling shaken, not stirred. I actually know exactly how you feel! Never again... 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raindog Posted May 25, 2016 Report Share Posted May 25, 2016 No matter how many tree limbs you cut, your wife will find more. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VonVilkee Posted May 25, 2016 Report Share Posted May 25, 2016 No matter how many tree limbs you cut, your wife will find more. I found the ones I cut, she was blissfully unaware... Switched to a hand cross cut saw part way through much better! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
InfestedKerrigan Posted May 25, 2016 Author Report Share Posted May 25, 2016 Go home, Drew, you're drunk. But I'm at home. Well, shoot, just don't send any text messages, it's not even 4:20 yet. But I'm going to San Diego for two weeks on Monday. NO TEXTS! Awwww, I'm refilling my drink, then, arsehole. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PourSpelur Posted May 26, 2016 Report Share Posted May 26, 2016 Chaperoned a field trip for second grade yesterday. As we were crossing a footbridge I peeked down through the cracks. Loose rocks and one solitary green plant, leafy and about shin tall. Very first thing that popped into my head was "Found a Nirnroot!". 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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