Weav

March 10

Today, the Blood Bowl players of the Pacific Northwest answered the question: are all Dwarfs bastards? Apparently they are not, as only two Dwarfs teams answered the call to squash the RIOT. In the end, the rebellious Dark Elves of Bregan D’Aerthe managed to breach the defenses, and have occupied the area. Claiming complete autonomy over Ordo Bowl and the CULT, the entire Dark Elf race will surely be the target of next year’s Rrrrrip City RIOT.

March 10

March 9

We’re underway at Rrrrip City RIOT: All Dwarfs Are Bastards!

March 7

Hi, all. Please get your rosters finalized in Tourplay by end of day. All rosters will be validated and locked down tomorrow AM. Homer, Beaverly, and DB can’t wait to see you at the RIOT!

https://tourplay.net/en/blood-bowl/rrrrip-city-riot-2-adab-all-dwarfs-are-bastards

March 3

We have ONE WEEK until Rrrrip City RIOT 2: ADAB! Weav’s family will be out of town Friday night, so he’s having an open house for anyone that wants to come by. Send him a private message for his address and phone number. Maybe some Team Manager, beers, and a chance to meet his kids’ dogs (Marvin and Molly). We’ll see you at the RIOT!!

February 24

Are all Dwarfs bastards? We will find out in two weeks at Rrrrip City RIOT 2: ADAB! Get your rosters built in Tourplay as soon as possible! https://tourplay.net/en/blood-bowl/rrrrip-city-riot-2-adab-all-dwarfs-are-bastards

February 13

22 hours ago, Dark Trainer said:

Question, any blood bowl team case suggestions? They don't sell that 40k kill team zipper case anymore?

Depends, there is a popular one from Charlie Victor, but it’s likely overkill for you. Pack Mini, maybe? @jollyork has a case he likes, nice size. I forget the maker.

February 11

We’ve got a 29th coach looking to join the RIOT, but we need a 30th to add them. Anyone want in?

February 7

With DB Swooper now in charge of the Rrrrip City RIOT 2: ADAB Stunty award, he’s decided to do things his way. And like any good Goblin, his way is all about bringing the HURT.

The Swooper Super Cup final will be held during game four at the RIOT between the top two Stunty teams. The top two teams will not be determined using tournament points, but instead by skulls accumulated! How do you get skulls?

• First, you have to be playing a Stunty team (Goblins, Halflings, Lizardmen w/ no Sauruses, Ogres, Snotlings, Underworld Denizens w/ no Skaven);
• Second, any time a ST 2 or lower non-Star Player casualties a ST 3 or higher player (via Blocking, actions that replace a Block, or Fouling), that coach is eligible for a skull; coaches receive two skulls for causing a casualty on players of ST 5 and higher
• Third, to get the skull, the coach must announce to the room they earned the skull by loudly saying “DB Swoooooperrr!”

Tournament points will be the tie breaker in case we have coaches with the same number of skulls at the end of game three. We cant wait to see you all at the RIOT!

February 5

February 4

The first 24 are GONE! Want to attend? We are able to add up to eight more coaches, but we are only adding them in pairs of two. PM me here on Ordo, on Discord, or using Facebook Messenger to coordinate.

February 4

Make that ONE

February 2

February 2

Make that three!

February 1

Four spots remain!

January 27

Six guaranteed spots remain

January 26

It's been a long day for Homer and Beaverly, slicing apart Dwarfs on the muddy pitches of Rrrrip City...how does a thirsty Halfling unwind? In Rrrrip City, you drink BEER; in your favorite glass, no less. As such, each coach playing all four games of Rrrrip City RIOT 2: ADAB will receive a Homer Coldcut pint glass! Our friends at Gunn's Custom Creations and Apparel are printing us three dozen pint glasses emblazoned with Homer and Beaverly, and their trusty 'warf slicah!

Only eight guaranteed spots remain! This is the annual CULT Portland-area major tournament, so come play and earn your points!

January 22

Homer Coldcut knows that to properly fight the oppressive Dwarfs, and counter their despicable tactics, you need the right tools. As such, each coach will receive two custom-made Rrrrip City RIOT D6's! To help strike fear into the Dwarven bastards, each die has been etched with Homer's face, a symbol of the rebellion.Only eight spots guaranteed spots remain, so sign up today if you haven't already.

January 16

And just that quickly, we are half way sold! Keep it coming, all!

January 13

19 minutes ago, James Denney said:

Are new vampires going to be tier 4?

No, I have adjusted them to tier two

January 13

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January 12

The second Portland-area CULT major tournament is here on 3/9/2024! Rrrrip City RIOT 2: ADAB (All Dwarfs Are Bastards) is a *FOUR* game, one day, Blood Bowl resurrection-style tournament. Homer Coldcut, and his friends (and special guest...?), have had enough of Dwarfs slowing down their beautiful game, and abusing the current ruleset. They are here for vengeance, and are RIOTing at the heart of the local Dwarven Blood Bowl union building. Rrrrip City RIOT 2: ADAB (All Dwarfs Are Bastards) is the Portland-area CULT major tournament, and will be NAF sanctioned (currently pending).

Rrrrip City RIOT 2: ADAB (All Dwarfs Are Bastards) is using a slightly modified version of the popular Eurobowl 2022 team build, adding the Team Mascot, Temp Agency Cheerleaders, and Part-Time Assistant Coaches inducements to each tier. Coaches may build their teams using Tourplay.net. *NOTE* a coach is not signed up for the event until they are paid; registering a team with Tourplay alone does not secure your place.

Create your team at Tourplay.net

Rrrrip City RIOT 2: ADAB (All Dwarfs Are Bastards) is limited to the first 24 paid coaches. Additional coaches may be added after the first 24, but only in groups of two coaches at a time. Secure your place now! A link to the event ticket in a the bottom of this post.

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