Edosaurus Rex Posted March 22, 2019 Report Share Posted March 22, 2019 Hey all! I am the captain of team Kill! Maim! Beer!, and we are looking for two players to fill out our roster for this year's 40k team event. Perks of joining our team include (but are not limited to): one KMB branded pint glass, an undisclosed quantity of free beer and/or whiskey, solid (but not impeccable) team paint scores, and the opportunity to game with @Gorgosaurusrex and I (we may be twins, but I swear we are different people). An ideal candidate will have some or all of these desired qualifications: takes a laid-back approach to playing 40k (values having a good time more than winning), likes beer (not mandatory), and... well, that's it. Bonus points if you bring an army with snow bases, which will match ours! I will be bringing my World Eaters army and Greg will likely field his Valhallans, in case you were wondering. If you are interested in applying for the position, please submit your resume and cover letter either as a post here or a PM (kidding, but that would be funny). Cheers! 6 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DisruptiveConduct Posted March 22, 2019 Report Share Posted March 22, 2019 i can vouch for these guys. seriously great company to keep. 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WestRider Posted March 23, 2019 Report Share Posted March 23, 2019 Yep. I've played both against and alongside them. Always a good time. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skkipper Posted March 24, 2019 Report Share Posted March 24, 2019 I might know a guy who likes beer and is laid back and has been to 4 OFCC’s 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PumpkinHead Posted March 24, 2019 Report Share Posted March 24, 2019 I will vouch for the twins, because who doesn't like playing with twins? We we're second last year in sportsmanship, thanks to @PourSpelur and I, but the twins pulled some weight in that category. Also, @Skkipper is an awesome dude who I have played with and against, in the same game... Y'all would be a good team of drinking fools throwing dice. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PourSpelur Posted March 24, 2019 Report Share Posted March 24, 2019 The twins are actually pretty easy to tell apart once you get to know them a bit. Ed's a hell of a nice guy, fun to have a beer and game with, has a beautiful army. Greg is fun to have a beer and game with, is a hell of a nice guy and has a beautiful army. The easiest way is to remember: Greg has more "G's" in his name and Ed doesn't have any. Jokes aside...solid dudes , 5/5 would OFCC again with them in a heartbeat. 1 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fluger Posted March 24, 2019 Report Share Posted March 24, 2019 56 minutes ago, PourSpelur said: The twins are actually pretty easy to tell apart once you get to know them a bit. GIJoe taught me to be wary of twins... 1 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Edosaurus Rex Posted March 24, 2019 Author Report Share Posted March 24, 2019 2 hours ago, Skkipper said: I might know a guy who likes beer and is laid back and has been to 4 OFCC’s Sounds like you meet our qualifications! Combined with a recommendation from @PumpkinHead, I'd say you're hired. 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PumpkinHead Posted March 24, 2019 Report Share Posted March 24, 2019 I hate to say it but I stole him for my team. @fluger bailed on us so I stole @Skkipper about 5 minutes ago. Sorry guys. 😞 But to make up for it we should battle. Like any good Pokemon player, I choose you Kill! Maim! Beer! to battle us on Saturday. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skkipper Posted March 24, 2019 Report Share Posted March 24, 2019 I’m blushing like a school girl but yes I have been taken by pumpkinhead 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Edosaurus Rex Posted March 24, 2019 Author Report Share Posted March 24, 2019 1 minute ago, PumpkinHead said: I hate to say it but I stole him for my team. @fluger bailed on us so I stole @Skkipper about 5 minutes ago. Sorry guys. 😞 But to make up for it we should battle. Like any good Pokemon player, I choose you Kill! Maim! Beer! to battle us on Saturday. You're killing me, Saul! Oh well, the search for teammates continues then. Let me check my calendar, but I'll let you know about Saturday gaming! 4 minutes ago, Skkipper said: I’m blushing like a school girl but yes I have been taken by pumpkinhead I hope he wasn't too rough on you, I know how he can get... you get used to it, though 😉 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PumpkinHead Posted March 24, 2019 Report Share Posted March 24, 2019 39 minutes ago, Edosaurus Rex said: Let me check my calendar, but I'll let you know about Saturday gaming! I apparently can't type well. I was meaning to challenge your team at OFCC. But we can also play another time. I need practice with my GSC. 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Edosaurus Rex Posted March 25, 2019 Author Report Share Posted March 25, 2019 9 hours ago, PumpkinHead said: I apparently can't type well. I was meaning to challenge your team at OFCC. But we can also play another time. I need practice with my GSC. Oh, well that I can definitely do! I accept your challenge. We'll see if you can break your losing streak against me 😆 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PumpkinHead Posted March 25, 2019 Report Share Posted March 25, 2019 Haven't we only played one game? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Edosaurus Rex Posted March 25, 2019 Author Report Share Posted March 25, 2019 8 hours ago, PumpkinHead said: Haven't we only played one game? Maybe? It may have been two games, but I honestly can't recall lol 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Romans832 Posted March 25, 2019 Report Share Posted March 25, 2019 Wrong mug gentlemen, wrong mug... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VonVilkee Posted March 25, 2019 Report Share Posted March 25, 2019 @Gorgosaurusrex @Edosaurus Rex I'd like to recommend you guys take @SigurdBC. I'd take him myself (excitedly so) but my whole team from last year wants a repeat. So I offer you a stalwart companion for your team, if you'll have him. 1 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kingpin Posted March 26, 2019 Report Share Posted March 26, 2019 Have you filled the open spot? Missed last year would be nice to go this time 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Munkie Posted March 26, 2019 Report Share Posted March 26, 2019 4 hours ago, VonVilkee said: @Gorgosaurusrex @Edosaurus Rex I'd like to recommend you guys take @SigurdBC. I'd take him myself (excitedly so) but my whole team from last year wants a repeat. So I offer you a stalwart companion for your team, if you'll have him. Can vouch for him as well. Does he have much painted though? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Edosaurus Rex Posted March 26, 2019 Author Report Share Posted March 26, 2019 5 hours ago, VonVilkee said: @Gorgosaurusrex @Edosaurus Rex I'd like to recommend you guys take @SigurdBC. I'd take him myself (excitedly so) but my whole team from last year wants a repeat. So I offer you a stalwart companion for your team, if you'll have him. Well any friend of @VonVilkee is a friend of mine! @SigurdBC, send me a PM and we'll work out the details. 1 hour ago, Kingpin said: Have you filled the open spot? Missed last year would be nice to go this time @Kingpin, you are welcome to join! I'll expect you to bring a severely underpowered list to make up for your skill, however (neither @Gorgosaurusrexor I have ever beaten you, which is quite the feat). 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VonVilkee Posted March 26, 2019 Report Share Posted March 26, 2019 58 minutes ago, Munkie said: Can vouch for him as well. Does he have much painted though? He is interested in going... the painting WILL happen... 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Edosaurus Rex Posted March 26, 2019 Author Report Share Posted March 26, 2019 1 minute ago, VonVilkee said: He is interested in going... the painting WILL happen... It better! If not, I'll loan him a fully painted army... EDIT: Only as a last resort, of course. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VonVilkee Posted March 26, 2019 Report Share Posted March 26, 2019 @SigurdBC has my full confidence... now if I only remembered when my partial confidence was I could use it instead of this all or nothing nonsense...😋 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SigurdBC Posted March 26, 2019 Report Share Posted March 26, 2019 I do have a good chunk of my collection painted. I'll have to do some list noodling and see which things I want to take aren't painted and go from there. PM incoming @Edosaurus Rex, and I'll be glad to be apart of the Killing, Maiming, and the Beering. 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kingpin Posted March 26, 2019 Report Share Posted March 26, 2019 @Edosaurus Rex I am working on an almost all power armor chaos marine army. Just an honor guard of terminators. Should be pretty soft. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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