Don't Panic Posted April 16, 2015 Author Report Share Posted April 16, 2015 ofcc is getting nearer and you all are still pansies... especially canada. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
doc Posted April 29, 2015 Report Share Posted April 29, 2015 screw you! we'll drive down, drink yer pissy beer, take our shirts off and THEN kick yer butts! well, some of them will... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pretre Posted April 29, 2015 Report Share Posted April 29, 2015 screw you! we'll drive down, drink yer pissy beer, take our shirts off and THEN kick yer butts! well, some of them will... 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
doc Posted April 29, 2015 Report Share Posted April 29, 2015 Omg I forgot... We don't have that. But we do have bald eagles... Almost all of them. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pretre Posted April 29, 2015 Report Share Posted April 29, 2015 Omg I forgot... We don't have that. But we do have bald eagles... Almost all of them. Stole our eagles? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steel Angel Posted May 7, 2015 Report Share Posted May 7, 2015 Canada home of Justin beaver (know not spelled right). Nuff said. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sylvos Posted May 7, 2015 Report Share Posted May 7, 2015 Well... As I feel it is entirely appropriate to smack talk Canadians... Perhaps we should actually beat them in 40k and Fantasy this year then? Then again, many of their fantasy crowd cowers at the might of our American supremacy and are staying north of the border to huddle for warmth and comfort in their log cabins while they wear their maple leaf parkas and feed moose and bears out their window with granola and poutine. I mean think about it, they have such a great number of good players but fear is a grand nullifier. It can wipe out the resolve of even the bravest Canadian who seeks to embattle him or herself in a game of Warhams with a grand American. I find zero fault in their crippling terror that grips their shriveled mansacks they call testicles in a vice of arctic ice, preventing them from journeying south to reclaim their "vaunted" manhood (or ladyflower if they are a female, we will not discriminate here - granted the Canadian ladies lack testicles but we will just say that they are shackled by responsibility rather than their genitals) from the Warriors of America. The grand legion of warhammer and 40k soldiers that flock to the banner of Ordo Fanaticus. The last bastion of sportsmanship and fair play amidst the land of netlisting and meta-surfing. I find no fault in any Canadian not wishing to drive south to face the true nature of fear. I find no fault in any Canadian who allows fear to creep into their soul and turn it to ice. I will find no fault with any Canadian for being a big ....sissy. For I love our Canadian brethren (and ladyfolk *wink* hur hur). They are great friends and companions! Many a drunken stumble was made across the dark streets of Portland with them to find the magical and mystical braggot. They are true friends. I believe that one day our Canadian friends shall throw off the shackles of socialism. They shall abandon their socialized medicine and higher quality school systems. They shall throw off the oppression of moderate taxation laws and levies and join their allies to the south. THey shall petition to join the great nation of America where they too can enjoy a two party system that will put religion above rational thought and tax the poor because they are substandard! Let us rejoice in the smell and taste of FREEDOM! Until then let us join hands, roll dice and drink copious amounts of alcohol in the pursuit of the greatest event of the year! OFCC 2015! HUZZAH! WHOOT! yay... 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KJTW Posted May 8, 2015 Report Share Posted May 8, 2015 So then why did you run off to the Bar with a Canadian last year instead of fighting him? Seems fishy... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
doc Posted May 8, 2015 Report Share Posted May 8, 2015 Because we "bar" better than you! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sylvos Posted May 8, 2015 Report Share Posted May 8, 2015 Because we "bar" better than you! Truth 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Don't Panic Posted May 8, 2015 Author Report Share Posted May 8, 2015 psssh PNW people cant drink(but they have superb beer!). so comparing canadians to them is insulting to the rest of americans. midwesterners drink more on saturday mornings in november than your entire country does in a year! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
doc Posted May 8, 2015 Report Share Posted May 8, 2015 Canada home of Justin beaver (know not spelled right). Nuff said. Well he lives in LA... I guess Canada was too tough for him. We do have The Arrow though! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rudra34 Posted May 8, 2015 Report Share Posted May 8, 2015 psssh PNW people cant drink(but they have superb beer!). so comparing canadians to them is insulting to the rest of americans. midwesterners drink more on saturday mornings in november than your entire country does in a year! Finally, a realistic explanation for what's wrong with everyone who is born in the mid-west. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chappy Posted May 9, 2015 Report Share Posted May 9, 2015 It's adorable when civilians talk about drinking too much, or more than a certain area of the nation. Come hang with the military. We'll be sure to take plenty of pictures with our balls on your face while your passed out. Don't believe us? Google it. You're welcome. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
generalripphook Posted May 9, 2015 Report Share Posted May 9, 2015 OFCC 2015 let's get drunk and take pictures with my balls on your face! New team name. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stoobert Posted May 13, 2015 Report Share Posted May 13, 2015 I've been doing this to my space marines. Deal with it. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
generalripphook Posted May 13, 2015 Report Share Posted May 13, 2015 I've been doing this to my space marines. Deal with it. umm.....I dont think that works the same way. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Don't Panic Posted July 8, 2015 Author Report Share Posted July 8, 2015 Really 2 weeks and no one has game? Come on pnw peeps it's time to take off the gloves. Bunch of Pansies.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blustorm Posted July 8, 2015 Report Share Posted July 8, 2015 Really 2 weeks and no one has game? Come on pnw peeps it's time to take off the gloves. Bunch of Pansies.. I get the feeling people would rather talk smack about Age of Sigmar. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rudra34 Posted July 9, 2015 Report Share Posted July 9, 2015 I look forward to OFCC this year. With AoS coming in, this might be everyone's last chance get totally humiliated by me. Except Nate, he doesn't need any help to be humiliated. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KJTW Posted July 11, 2015 Report Share Posted July 11, 2015 What's is best in life- Crush you enemies, eat them, and hear the lamentation of their women (before eating them too) No wizards, no war machines, Ogre madness. I AM UNSTOPPABLE! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Threejacks Posted July 12, 2015 Report Share Posted July 12, 2015 Well,I weight down my models with pennies... Is that how ya do this? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
savion47 Posted July 12, 2015 Report Share Posted July 12, 2015 I will... sit at the admin table and answer all of your dumb questions. Ya, I said it, y'all have some dumb questions! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KJTW Posted July 12, 2015 Report Share Posted July 12, 2015 I will... sit at the admin table and answer all of your dumb questions. Ya, I said it, y'all have some dumb questions!you're just saying that because it's true. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
savion47 Posted July 12, 2015 Report Share Posted July 12, 2015 you're just saying that because it's true. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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