Dark Trainer Posted August 27, 2018 Report Share Posted August 27, 2018 So I figured I'd start a thread about those awesome, shenanigan, memorable, or wild moments. Doesn't have to be about the game either (could just be a funny social situation, etc). Keep it positive, no griping or grumbling. My shenanigan: my game two was an EXCELLENT game against a great opponent. My shenanigan was being tabled turn 4, but placed all 6 of my objective markers too far away from him to get to using veil of darkness to teleport across the board to a corner in his deployment, we let the game run to turn 6 to see if he could make it, game ended before turn 7 and I won, even though I was tabled turn 4. The best part was both of us tried to advocate the other should win (Bryan helped settle rule as per the sheet). We laughed, and had a great time. Tell us your stories! 6 2 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PourSpelur Posted August 27, 2018 Report Share Posted August 27, 2018 2 shock attack guns, gotta kill one Marine and one Dread. Hit 4 D3mortal wounds to single Marine and 1 str 2 hit on the Dread 4 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skkipper Posted August 27, 2018 Report Share Posted August 27, 2018 8- 9" charges from deepstrikers during the event. they all failed game 4 I learned my terminators have 2 wounds. 2 6 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PumpkinHead Posted August 27, 2018 Report Share Posted August 27, 2018 Game 4: Defiler charges my carnifex. I have to roll 3 saves of the 5 wounds for him to live. I roll 2 saves and have to burn a cp to try and live. I roll my save and keep the fex alive! This ties up his defiler from running amuck in my firing base changing the game into my favor. Litterally 1 dice roll changed the whole game. It was crazy. Game 3: hot genestealer on khorne bloodletters action. After killing 25 of the 30 bloodletters Mike rolled a 1 on moral bringing back 6. Next round, 10 more bloodletters die, and again a 1 was rolled for moral bringing back 5 more bloodletters. All of this action mid field held the line and allowed the Hgants to sneak away with the objective. Game 1: my opponent holds 2 grots. One stays captured and the other runs away into my genestealers. I deepstrike some dudes and capture all 3 grots. It's looking like a solid 6 points for me... 1 grot runs away, even after a cp reroll, into his army giving him the 2 points for capturing a grot that I once captured. We tie the game 3 to 3. It was an awesome opening to the OFCC. 4 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VonVilkee Posted August 28, 2018 Report Share Posted August 28, 2018 Meat on a stick daddy-o. 3 4 1 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Romans832 Posted August 28, 2018 Report Share Posted August 28, 2018 More epicness! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VonVilkee Posted August 28, 2018 Report Share Posted August 28, 2018 @WestRider that was my dinner Saturday! 22 oz. Bloody Mary with meat! It was called a Texas Bloody Mary at the bbq place across the street to the east. The daddy-o is a reference joke... the more I see it the more it is grotesquely phallic... the bartender/ server prolly had a chuckle or two 2 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DisruptiveConduct Posted August 28, 2018 Report Share Posted August 28, 2018 I loved walking around asking if anyone wanted my meat stick. 3 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PumpkinHead Posted August 28, 2018 Report Share Posted August 28, 2018 Just now, DisruptiveConduct said: I loved walking around asking if anyone wanted my meat stick. I enjoyed putting your meat stick in my mouth... 1 2 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skkipper Posted August 28, 2018 Report Share Posted August 28, 2018 Just now, PumpkinHead said: I enjoyed putting your meat stick in my mouth... I liked watching 2 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted August 28, 2018 Report Share Posted August 28, 2018 21 hours ago, Skkipper said: game 4 I learned my terminators have 2 wounds. Honest opponent? Or did you just get a chance to read their rules closer? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skkipper Posted August 28, 2018 Report Share Posted August 28, 2018 1 minute ago, paxmiles said: Honest opponent? Or did you just get a chance to read their rules closer? Honest opponent, but game 1: they died because they couldn't get out of transport game 2: took no damage game 3: dual 3d6 death flamer tau riptide removed them. 1 or 2 didn't matter. game 4: took a wound went to remove a model and he was like you have 2 wounds 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted August 28, 2018 Report Share Posted August 28, 2018 3 minutes ago, Skkipper said: Honest opponent, but game 1: they died because they couldn't get out of transport game 2: took no damage game 3: dual 3d6 death flamer tau riptide removed them. 1 or 2 didn't matter. game 4: took a wound went to remove a model and he was like you have 2 wounds I love honest opponents. Nice when they know your rules better than you, and they don't keep quite about it when it's in your advantage. Good to hear of that in the OFCC. Who was this honest player? So we can praise them. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skkipper Posted August 28, 2018 Report Share Posted August 28, 2018 5 minutes ago, paxmiles said: I love honest opponents. Nice when they know your rules better than you, and they don't keep quite about it when it's in your advantage. Good to hear of that in the OFCC. Who was this honest player? So we can praise them. Names are hard. It was the eldar player that had every aspect warrior squad and 2 fire prisms 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Munkie Posted August 28, 2018 Report Share Posted August 28, 2018 I was surprised to find that I had killed an entire fifth before game 2 ended. Even more surprised that I remember game 3 pretty well. I may have a problem. 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StygianArcanum Posted August 28, 2018 Report Share Posted August 28, 2018 My characters finally learned how to do things besides provide team buffs. Overlord and the Lord teamed up to finish off a Custode in close combat Game 2, and Game 4 the same duo put a combined four wounds on Lucius the Eternal, again in melee. Special shoutout goes to the Cloaktek, who broke my streak of "Cryptek shooting is trash" and managed to finish off Lucius Game 4 and enabled the Destroyers to finish off a Broodlord in Game 5. Finally, to my confusion and amazement, the Triarch Stalker somehow managed to survive all five games despite being a Big Scary Death Spider. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DisruptiveConduct Posted August 28, 2018 Report Share Posted August 28, 2018 A librarian deep striking into my backline that makes a successful charge on my Shadowsword with one wound left. Librarian blew it up and lived! 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Craeat Posted August 28, 2018 Report Share Posted August 28, 2018 failed 95% of my 9 inch charges all 3 days even with a black templar re-roll. 1 2 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted August 28, 2018 Report Share Posted August 28, 2018 1 minute ago, Craeat said: failed 95% of my 9 inch charges all 3 days even with a black templar re-roll. My Khorne Daemons had the same problem. I eventually decided that 9" charges are a fools game and shelved my daemons. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nathanvoodoo Posted August 28, 2018 Report Share Posted August 28, 2018 My first game of doubles my Mortarion got shot off the table by the first shot of a knight Castellan, when I failed all four of my invulnerable saves. I drank more and laughed. My first game the next day my Telemon Dreadnought did the exact same thing except he exploded spectacularly in the middle of my lines. Sometimes things go so wrong so fast you just have to laugh at your luck and make the game as silly as you can. 2 2 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Craeat Posted August 28, 2018 Report Share Posted August 28, 2018 23 hours ago, Skkipper said: 8- 9" charges from deepstrikers during the event. they all failed game 4 I learned my terminators have 2 wounds. Skkipper: leans over toward my table "All I want is nine inches" Me: "doesn't every man". Skkipper: rolls dice, leans over again "reality hit its only 5 inches" 3 9 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
happycamper Posted August 28, 2018 Report Share Posted August 28, 2018 Rolled snakeyes to hit with twin las Cannon, refilled them (re roll misses) got box cars. Then to wound I rolled 1s again, LT was near by so re rolled and got 6’s again. the amazing part is the next round the exact same thing played out the exact same way. I’m not one to calculate odds but that had to be up there. 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
happycamper Posted August 28, 2018 Report Share Posted August 28, 2018 49 minutes ago, Nathanvoodoo said: My first game of doubles my Mortarion got shot off the table by the first shot of a knight Castellan, when I failed all four of my invulnerable saves. I drank more and laughed. My first game the next day my Telemon Dreadnought did the exact same thing except he exploded spectacularly in the middle of my lines. Sometimes things go so wrong so fast you just have to laugh at your luck and make the game as silly as you can. You need a rape whistle good sir 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DisruptiveConduct Posted August 28, 2018 Report Share Posted August 28, 2018 Just now, happycamper said: You need a rape whistle good sir they had one over at the blood bowl tables. I heard it used a couple times. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pretre Posted August 28, 2018 Report Share Posted August 28, 2018 2 minutes ago, happycamper said: Rolled snakeyes to hit with las Cannon, refilled them (re roll misses) got box cars. Then to wound I rolled 1s again, LT was near by so re rolled and got 6’s again. the amazing part is the next round the exact same thing played out the exact same way. I’m not one to calculate odds but that had to be up there. It's just 1 in 36 to the fourth, right? So 1 in 1,679,616. Happens every day. 😉 3 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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