Koyote Posted September 15, 2016 Report Share Posted September 15, 2016 I work for Ben Kinney and Keller Williams and we are raising money for the Whatcom County Food Banks. If you're interested, I appreciate your help. If you choose not to donate, perhaps you'd like to join us on September 24th for the Food Truck Roundup (20 food trucks, live music & a beer garden -SEE below).Turn every $10 you donate into $160 of food for families in Whatcom County.How you ask? By manipulating the winds of magic? By forming a pact with the Chaos gods? By using wondrous archeotech scavenged from the deepest sublevels of the hive city Necromunda? Or perhaps by helping Viking raiders sack a Dark Age Christian monastery?No, no, no and no. You can turn a $10 donation into a $160 worth of food for needy families in Whatcom County by donating to my Whatcom County Food Bank fundraising page, from now until September 24th. The process is fast, easy, and secure. And I’ve been assured that not a cent of your donation will go to administrative costs, advertising, or to line the pockets of non-profit executives.Donation LINKYYou may be surprised to learn who is hungry in Whatcom County.Nearly 20% of the population of Whatcom County visit one of the county's food banks on a regular basis. More than 50% of the people who visit the food bank are children or senior citizens. The Bellingham Food Bank is one of the busiest food banks in Western Washington—visited by more than 1,200 Bellingham families every week.By buying in bulk and through its agreements with local farms and businesses, the Whatcom County Food Banks are able to transform every $10 donation into $80 worth of fresh, nutritious food for hungry families in Whatcom County. And from now until September 24th, your donations will be matched, dollar for dollar, by Ben Kinney & Keller Williams Realty, so every $10 you give between now and September 24th will become $160 worth of food for families in Whatcom County.Last Friday I toured the Bellingham Food Bank and I have to say that it’s an AMAZING operation. Its team of staff and volunteers works tirelessly to distribute food to families and to ensure that every person through the door is treated with dignity and respect. When you walk into the distribution area you see large photos of produce on the walls, shelves lined with healthy options, coolers filled with milk, freezers containing frozen proteins, and a large section of fresh, local produce. The design is not that of a soup line, but rather a shopping experience where people move about the area at their own pace, free to select from many great options.Delivery service is provided for those unable to make it to one of the Whatcom County locations, ensuring access for all.If you can't make a donation at this point, help me reach my goal by sharing my website on Facebook and Twitter! Or, even better, send an e-mail to friends you think might be interested in contributing and include a link to my page!Lastly, if you are in the Bellingham area on Saturday, September 24th, please join us at the annual Feed the Need Food Truck Roundup from 11am to 3pm at Civic Field. There will be over 20 food trucks from you to choose from, as well as a beer garden by Kulshan Brewery, live music and a family area.Thanks so much for your generosity. 6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
smashthedean Posted September 15, 2016 Report Share Posted September 15, 2016 Wait wait wait... your boss is the guy with the horrible dancing hamster commercials that run before movies? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Koyote Posted September 15, 2016 Author Report Share Posted September 15, 2016 Ummm... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dalmer Posted September 16, 2016 Report Share Posted September 16, 2016 Please do me a favor and send this info / a flyer / whatever I can post to my work email: dalmer@cob.org I'll see if I can get our Public Information Officer to post it on the agency's Facebook page, too and also to push it out to media / other LE agencies. Stay safe, don Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
intrizic Posted September 16, 2016 Report Share Posted September 16, 2016 I like the hamsters waaay better than the trampoline 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Koyote Posted September 16, 2016 Author Report Share Posted September 16, 2016 Please do me a favor and send this info / a flyer / whatever I can post to my work email: dalmer@cob.org I'll see if I can get our Public Information Officer to post it on the agency's Facebook page, too and also to push it out to media / other LE agencies. Stay safe, don Sent. Thank you. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Koyote Posted September 18, 2016 Author Report Share Posted September 18, 2016 Only 6 1/2 days to have your donation matched. After being matched, a $10 donation will provide a local family of four with good, nutritious food for over a week. Thank you 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Koyote Posted September 20, 2016 Author Report Share Posted September 20, 2016 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nathonicus Posted September 20, 2016 Report Share Posted September 20, 2016 Wait... you live in Bellingham now? WE HAVE BECOME STRONGER THAN OUR FOES CAN POSSIBLY IMAGINE. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Koyote Posted September 20, 2016 Author Report Share Posted September 20, 2016 Thanks for the donation Nathan. You rock! I've received donations from friends and family as far away as Wisconsin and Arizona, but aside from my wife and myself, you are first person from Whatcom County to donate to my page. My hope is that all the other Hamsters are saving their gold crowns/credits/teef/throne gelt/talons/latinum/quatloos/gold dragons & silver stags/galactic standard credits/dollarpounds/altarian dollars/galleons/chin-yen for the Food Truck Roundup (20 food trucks and a beer garden), this Saturday at Civic Field. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Koyote Posted September 21, 2016 Author Report Share Posted September 21, 2016 Three more Hamsters have donated! Many thanks to Don, Corey, and Sarah for their generous donations. I owe all three of you a beer. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Koyote Posted September 21, 2016 Author Report Share Posted September 21, 2016 Another very generous Hamster. Thank you, Jim. I owe you a beer as well. You know Jim, for an itty-bitty Cthulhu cultist you're a pretty good guy. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Koyote Posted September 22, 2016 Author Report Share Posted September 22, 2016 Wow! Another incredibly generous donation from a Hamster. Thank you Kacy. I owe you a beer AND a shot. Whether he's butchering puny humans in the benighted ruins of Mordheim or smashing the face of Koyote's $1000 donation goal, Beastlord Kacy is utterly without mercy. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dalmer Posted September 22, 2016 Report Share Posted September 22, 2016 it's rather unfortunate, the manner that the fella three pics up is holding his.. ahem... weapon spikey bits indeed Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Koyote Posted September 22, 2016 Author Report Share Posted September 22, 2016 it's rather unfortunate, the manner that the fella three pics up is holding his.. ahem... weapon spikey bits indeed I've reached my $1000 donation goal, but that doesn't mean this thing is over. Nope. You still have three days to have your donations matched. If you haven't donated yet, please consider doing so. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JMGraham Posted September 22, 2016 Report Share Posted September 22, 2016 Ha! I sing that song to my kids when I make them do chores. Love it. The marvelous and clever jpgs alone are worth a donation. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Koyote Posted September 23, 2016 Author Report Share Posted September 23, 2016 There are two days remaining to have your donations matched. If you haven't donated yet, please consider doing so. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Koyote Posted September 25, 2016 Author Report Share Posted September 25, 2016 I want to thank everyone who donated to my fundraising webpage. I raised $3,142 $3,157* (which is only $11 less $4 more than the web pages of the rest of my office mates, combined). After being matched by KW and multiplied by eight to take into account the benefits of buying in bulk and the discounts that the Food Banks have arranged with local farmers and suppliers, your donations to my page will provide over $50,000 of food for the families of Whatcom County.You guys rock!* Edit: I donated another $15. I just couldn't let my office mates beat me. 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dalmer Posted September 25, 2016 Report Share Posted September 25, 2016 Such an awesome job, sir. Thank you so much for your service! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JMGraham Posted September 25, 2016 Report Share Posted September 25, 2016 Sweet, well done! Also, less graciously: in your co-worker's faces! They should know better than to try and compete with a Warhamster. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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