The Last Guardsmen

Trade you a Perpetual Motion Murder Chicken for the bag unless you still don't want to break up the lot.

Three Korncobs done. Five to go. Think I can knock em out in on day?

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7 minutes ago, VonVilkee said:

 I'm looking for inspiration to finish the heads... I'm happy with the armor and weapons but the hair and face are still grey

I really think you should just go with the helmet look.  It'll really set them apart.

Paint the masks & caps silver.

No desire for the prize. Just showing off.

Full overhaul on the wants and needs lists. The tub of marine stuff has some real goodies in it including a venerable dread, a terminator squad and a rhino. If something you have isn't on my wants list but you think I might like it let me know.

Yay. More events to run. And an excuse to make more customized Liberators.

More like a BELL END. Plus the shaft. Seriously I think I have some sort of whiplash.

So I stand corrected. Imperial Guard pale in comparison to Harlequins. But first let me set the stage. My first battle was against those pesky Khornite cultists and their World Eater masters. Having foiled their ambush without a single loss & rolling well on Vital Mission I was riding high. I should have known better.

The second battle was against an opponent I SHOULD have run screaming from. My opponent beat me on the mission roll off after I rolled a 6 on the Mission Chart and he picked Raid. By turn 3 all of my sentries had their insides reduced to the consistency of CHUNKY SALSA. Turn 4 my reinforcements joined them in Salsa Town. To make matters worse or make sense in this case every one of my Guardsmen died to their wounds. Except one of my special weapons troopers. He got captured and there is no one left to save him.

we'll soon see. rest up and make ready. Oh, and don't forget breakfast. Its important and stuff.

Great. GET. READY. FOR. HAMMER. TIME!

Bring it on. Hope to see you there.

Well it finally happened. It all started when I decided to learn how to play AoS since I'll be responsible for fielding rule questions at Red Castle. Now I'm deep in thought on the matter of what color to trim my Stormcast Eternals armor in and what head swaps I want to make. Anyone looking to get mauled by or maul a clueless noob is welcome to drop by Saturday.

Just now, VonVilkee said:

Maybe there will be more painted models...

I really hope this will be true. I doubt it but we can hope.

14 minutes ago, Threejacks said:

So happy right now that I didn't sell off my Eldar!

It takes you 3000 years to train a warrior. It takes me 3 seconds to kill em with a lasgun. I think you're still getting a raw deal.

I for one look forward to these faster and more brutal games. I've got places to be and things to kill. I cant spend all day shooting one squad.

14 minutes ago, Kremmet said:

Deaf marines are canon now.

Thanks to a cannon no less.

1 minute ago, fluger said:

The trade off is that battle cannons will now be doing righteous amounts of damage on big targets where before they weren't.  Now a Wraithguard needs to fear a battlecannon.  Think about it.

Guess your right but I just used Vanquishers for the burly things. 

I'm miffed my Battle Cannons aren't going to kill the traitors & gribbly thing from beyond The Stars/Time And Space/Dawn of History any where near as well as they used to. Also I'm a little worried for my poor Russ crews, at this rate they'll need counseling.

Yay combiweapons are badass now.

Too much text. Guardsmen.exe encountered a problem and is resetting to default action. Fixing bayonets and preparing to charge.

My only question is how are special guard commander are going to work out. They used to be part of a squad by default.

Solitaires are total bosses.

I'd like to trade 2 TIE/fo for 2 standard TIE. Additionally I will pay 50¢ for random ship parts such as cockpits and engines. and up to 3$ for a damaged but largely intact fighter craft. Complete fighters and ships will be negotiated for on a case by case basis. 

Well welcome to the community HC. Hope you can make it this weekend.