BigMick37

Also I have the core rule book so we will be more on point for questions lol

Totally down! What time ya wanna show? It can work out so @Tadpolecould watch a game of killteam before me and them play 🙂

Da pirate orks are coming! ROFL. Anyone who hasn't played me yet I would like to take a run at that person first. As I have rematched a few people now if anyone hasn't and wants to give them a krumpin let me know!

Da orks are always willing to krump!!!! How many points ya wanna do sir?

Anyone down to face the da orks? Lol. Got 40k up to 3k points, killteam kommandos, and mcp if you want to play that. Down for all players I can shorten my 40k list all the way to 1000points if you want. Let me know!

Battle five: The new foes.....AGAIN!!!(Voltan vs The pirate Orks) The small Umies had beaten Dakka before, but this time he used his speed waaagh in its full might of current vehicles. His Speedwaaagh! found the enemy unprepared it seemed and pushed fast into their lines. The hail of fire from da kinda flying ting was too much as it exploded the heavy armored enemy bikes. As the Speedwaaagh was called and the Orks charged in without care of themselves. The machine known as Mr Smiley dove in flamers and klaws cutting down the small umies making a path to the one who lead the small ones. Volum Dakka saw the gap form by his Killajet Cutta and drove his wartrike in a frenzy forward and crushed the small umie warlord who blew up Dakka's former trike the last time they faced. As orks never cared if they lost, only if they lived to fight the enemy again and defeat them. The battle was over so quickly as the speedwaaagh simply had too much momentum in the want for revenge, the waaagh energy making all of the boyz in a frenzy. Dakka charged off after the Voltan warlord's head was in his snagga klaw. He had no desire to waste anymore time, taking the small head for his collection, making him remove the 1 loss against warlords. His fame was spreading as Volume Dakka was becoming a force unto himself. Claiming the heads of those he fought, now dressing the front of his wartrike with the skulls that remained after he cleaned them. His Waaagh was gaining more momentum after the small set back. The avalanche of a full Waaagh! was not far off. If he could keep up his victories he could gain more boyz for his waaagh and take on the great Ghaz himself if he could manage it. Battle six: The Kinda Metal Umies (Iron hands vs The pirate Orks) It was the armored umies that weren't really umies anymore, Volum grinned at the possibility to take the possible metal or partial metal head to his trike. He would enjoy the addition with the horned deamon on his Trike. The battle was run through as his speedwaaagh was still fresh of the victory against the small umies. Keeping up with their ambush style tactics of charging headlong and giving the enemy a storm of Dakka was proving effective. Finishing with Volum charging into the warlords and taking their heads to the roar of the boyz behind him. This battle was no different as the Dakka raiders were effective to the point that Mork had to be aiming their guns for them. They rained enough dakka on the cultists that they were wiped before Volum even got close to the massive dreadnaught the iron hands had with them. The aid of Mr. Smiley and the kinda flying thing finally brought down the massive dreadnought. The boyz were in a frenzy as they screamed the Waaagh as a group only to suddenly have the Warlord of the iron hands dropped into the field as he had waited for the right moment instead of with the rest of the Marines. Volum found himself surround by terminators and the warlord, but he didn't hesitate as he charged the warlord without care of the terminators behind him shooting his wartrike up heavily before he dropped into battle with the warlord. The fight was even and charged the boyz up as they seemed to stop fighting and simply watch the two warlord battle. The fight ended as the marine cut into the wartrike accidently cutting open the fuel tank. The resulting explosion launched Dakka off beaten and bloodied, but not dead. The wartrikes explosion took with it the driver and the warlord himself. His victory secured as he passed out from his wounded on the field. His boyz brought Volum back as he laughed upon waking and seeing the helmet covered head of the warlord with his collection. His boyz cheered as their boss stood back up, he seemed to have grown after recovering. His body getting bigger as the waaagh was building, the heads collecting and giving the warboss the power of the waaagh into his very being. He charged towards the mek shop seeing that the large vehicle they had been working on with the scrap and loot they had collected from the vehicles they didn't blow up. The looted wagon was complete, and the battle fortress was almost completed as well. He knew his speed waaagh was ready, the dakka would silence the battle field.

I say yes to four weeks at 1000 and then jump to 1500. Just my suggestion. Fluff coming soon!

Yeah I plan to play MCP later on in the day so getting the first game done early will help!

I am always the early one so I am down to bang out an early game. Ill be there around 4ish.

I love the after action fluff. Decided I should add my own 🙂 Battle One: The old foe.(Space marines vs the pirate orks) Desert outskirt colony. The small skirmish of the Speedwaagh of Dakka was wandering the cosmos for a time that was unknown. They would drop on any planet that showed promise and in the Desert area of said planet held an old foe. The space Marines. Umies as Dakka would call them. The old voice of Gork, or maybe Mork, compelling Dakka to engage the old foe caught in such a small group. The vehicles dropped from the sky with the bikes following behind and challenged the old foe for some good old Krumpin. Krump them they did as Dakka charged the warlord for his own want and glory. Taking two heads before the remaining terminators Cut Dakka down. His wartrike driving off with Dakka still chained to the rear dragging his alive body from the battle. After the battle the space marines retreated with the Terminators still standing strong but the materials they were carrying left with the hit and run tactic of the Pirates. The mighty Deff dread(Mr. Smiley) and Megatrakk scrapjet(Da kinda flying ting) that came with them tore through the land raider and space marine squads opening up the attack line to the warlord. While Dakka fought as warbosses did alone and in the front, he took a power fist that dropped him from his bike. After the speedwaagh pulled back to ensure his survivaly taking the battle and the loot with them. "Yous see wez wanted da head of the old umies. So I gots one with the speed of GORK!" This was all the wounded Dakka said after the first skirmish. Battle Two: The smaller old foe. (Sisters vs the Pirate orks) Desert outskirt colony on the same planet. After the first fight with the umies the orks left to ensure their warboss's survival. Along the way a juicy target presented itself to the orks and the screams of Mork told Dakka his wounds were minor and he needed another head. This time the sisters of battle were the humans they found and dropped in much like they did before, only minus the Megatrakk so that it could be repaired. Mr. Smiley came back with Dakka and brought the raider boyz of the waagh in with bikes abound. The horde of green rushed to the sisters, krumpin through them with the rush of the speedwaagh behind them. Within moment the fight between the two armies was on and the warlords met alone once again. Dakka cut the cannoness down before pulling back and allowing the raider boyz charge in and surround the sisters. With them losing their cannoness in the battle the sister covered their retreat leaving the orks alone and with their prize, another head for Dakka. "Wez gotz two heads now boys! Makes the lootz the same!" The pirate ork was gaining confidence now as he found enough scrap to upgrade his wartrike, giving it even more speed from Gork. The orks vanished after the two skirmishes, continuing their upgrades of the their vehicles and finding a new looting target. Battle three: The new foe. (Voltan vs the Pirate orks) Ruins of the woods. The Waaagh was gaining momentum and in turn the boyz were turning up. The rejects from other clans, all flocking to the new waagh traveling and having just krump umies hard. The next foe was the smaller humans, the small gitz as the orks called them. All of them heavily armored and strong, yet the accuracy of their bolters was shocking to Dakka. His own shots missing as if they boyz weren't aiming, but the small umies were cutting his boyz down. Even the mighty battle wagon was unable to change things. The battle shifted and Dakka was blow off his bike, while the scrapjet blew up into scrap and took many with it to cover the retreat of the Waagh. They pulled back quickly having failed to get in close to the small humans. "Dem little gitz is tough. Theyz gots armor I want!!!! We go for the less armored gitz next time boyz! Dakka won't need der small heds anyways!" Dakka again received no more than a scar from they battle and continued to wander before he felt the pull of both Gork and Mork for the next foe. No head was taken, no loot was made. Battle four: The Spikey gitz (Chaos nurgle vs the Pirate orks.) Ruins in the woods. After the failure with the smaller humans known as the voltan Dakka wanted a bigger head to target. He found it in a small detachment of chaos, a large deamon lord leading them. After landing with his bikers and bringing in the newly fixed up DakkaJet(Da flying ting) and laid down the dakka storm of the boyz. The battle was fast with the speed waaagh wanting a win from the last lost. Dakka himself charged in without failure using his grots as stronger fuel covering the entire battlefield in dust and smoke as he pulled to the Deamon lord. His Dakka jet opened up cutting down the body guards around the Deamon lord. His path clear Dakka charged while screaming and cut down the daemon lord after being knocked from his wartrike once. The end result is Volume added another, a third, head to his collection and this one held the giant horns of the Daemons. "Dis why wez da best boyz! Wez got a uge head now! Get the loots and wez be da best speedwaaagh in the orks!!!"

If the game is still open sir. MCP sounds like a fine time!

Then Wez says! WAAAAAGGGGHHHH!!!!!! Eta is 420ish. The train is having delays again today.

So is anyone up for the vehicle laced pirates?

I will be arriving around 4ish. I'll see you all there for the crusade. Down for the vehicle madness at 750! Bring forth opponents!

Hell yeha the orks have hit the field with two skirmishes with them umie gitz! Got my army exp up and a warlord on warlord battle catapulted up my boss! Get ready for the blooded Vol Dakka!

Gonna be a little later. Pawn shop took a minute to get my guitar. So eta 515

For sure I plan on a 5pm show up sir

Sounds like a plan!

@Candyjiblets What time ya wanna meet there?

Im at 500 pts and no ex with a single bonus and a small ass group lol. They are few but krump like MORK!!! or Gork? [big bad swear word] we just krump!!!!! I have a 1000 pt battle order to pick from so i figure one small elite type game and one horde type, gonna be a fun!

Side note me and @Candyjiblets were thinking of banging out two crusade games at 500 today, any objections? It is to catch me up if that is ok.

I am completely down for that sir. From what salty and me just spoke about I will be starting at 500 point army so it can be two small battles!

I am of course down to enter the hidden pirate orks! The yellow gitz are making their way to the field and I cannot wait to write in more fluff to explain their absence lol. Either way it will be great to get a game in, got 750 points ready for two games. Losses are fine but who knows with the power or mork!.....or gork?

Ill be swinging by to at least pick up the boyz as i am negative contagious now lol. They have been missed lol.

Not an issue hence me asking before hand. If someone could make sure my army survives another weekend alone I would appreciate it lol