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Raindog Posted July 4, 2022 Author Report Share Posted July 4, 2022 Bard: “I’m too pretty for this” is a very valid excuse, actually. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raindog Posted July 4, 2022 Author Report Share Posted July 4, 2022 Wizard: What have we learned? Barbarian: Don't drag me into this, I'm not here to learn. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raindog Posted July 4, 2022 Author Report Share Posted July 4, 2022 Bard: You know, not every problem can be solved with a sword. Fighter: That's why I carry two swords. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raindog Posted July 4, 2022 Author Report Share Posted July 4, 2022 Ranger: See? It's a moo point. Wizard: Don't you mean moot point? Ranger: No, no, it's like. Moo point, like a cow. 'Cuz like. People don't care about a cow's opinion. Wizard: ...huh. Wizard: Hey have I been with them for too long or does that just make sense— Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raindog Posted July 4, 2022 Author Report Share Posted July 4, 2022 Sorcerer: How would you feel if I interfered with YOUR personal life? Wizard: I'd hate it. That's why I cleverly have no personal life. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raindog Posted July 4, 2022 Author Report Share Posted July 4, 2022 Sorcerer: Wanna see a trick? Fighter: The last time you showed me a trick, it took two weeks for my eyebrows to grow back. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Raindog Posted July 11, 2022 Author Report Share Posted July 11, 2022 Ranger: Salad is just leaves and grass, you can get it free from a lawn. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Raindog Posted July 11, 2022 Author Report Share Posted July 11, 2022 Cleric: Pelor, give me patience. Warlock: I think you mean give me strength. Cleric: If Pelor gave me strength, you'd be dead. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Raindog Posted July 12, 2022 Author Report Share Posted July 12, 2022 Sorcerer: Wizards throw a lot of shade considering they're still not sure how 95% of magic works. Wizard: Well, neither does anyone else! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raindog Posted July 12, 2022 Author Report Share Posted July 12, 2022 Paladin: We'll handle this the way we always do. Barbarian: Brute strength? Cleric: Almost dying? Paladin: No and no. By sticking together and never giving up. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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