My from my daughter's tumblr.....
me [reading menu]: mom, what's makes a margarita a margarita other than tequila and salt?
mom: well, this is a blended margarita, so it's basically a slurpee with fruit juice and ice
dad: IT IS NOT A SLURPEE
mom: okay, then what is it?
dad: ... IT'S NOT A SLURPEE, OKAY?