Salty Monkey

A little flavor for Thursday's Crusade. Anyone involved is welcome...nay encuraged to add their own fluffy goodness. I am not very good at it but here...ahem.."ER WE GO!" The sun was blazing as Captain Gressmer wached his subordinates clean his uniform for a third time. “ I don’t think the stink will ever come out…” he muttered out loud as a commss officer rushed in “Sir, there’s a disturbance, 3 clicks south!” he said out of breath “you…you have to see it! Its difficult to explain” “Get my chimera” The captain snapped “Sir there is no need you can see it just outside” Captain was led outside, looked up an saw a giant…Bubble? The size of a small town growing to the south. “What the *#%*” as he was interrupted by a cacophony of sound as the bubble popped. Music from where who knows... ***Some background music if you want but it is immature, crass and probably a bit offensive...but clean (I think) be warned 😉 *** …meanwhile, just out of the atmosphere… "MOJO! We hit fire line and breachin’, should be at Tik’z campt in minutes…he has already issued the mind oup noise to indimatate dem humies…That'll get em worked up!" A mucked up grot in goggles screams as the ‘land’n kraff’ breached the atmosphere. …. Even the Death Guard looked up from…whatever horrible nonsense death guard do in their down time. As the exceptionally loud music is accompanied by what looks like several imperial cargo containers chained together, with wings maybe.?. Comes screaming full tilt from the atmosphere. Seemingly out of control it crashed loudly in a desert valley. Just where the giant bubble seemed to originate. “What hell is this now?” Captain Gressmer explained. A young soldier in a look-out tower yells down, “ORKS!!!” Captain looked at the feted scar on his arm from his last battle. “Get your gear boys, we have work to do.”

Da Nite Gosts of da Nite will be there for some Crusade...and other shenanigans

So I thought i would post up the offical, one and only Crusade list...I promise 😉 Da Nite Gosts of da Nite Orks (Blood Axes) RP total: 5 RP available: 0 Points: 1200 Points available: 0 HQ: Boss Mojo : Warboss <Da WAAAAGH!BOSS> 5pl / 95pts: Gear: Kombi-skorcha, big choppa, 2x slugga & Attack Squig WLT (-1rp) : I’ve got a plan, Ladz! Vargot Da Shokka Dok: Big Mek w/ shokk attack gun 6pl/110pts Gear: shokk attack gun, stickbombs Relic (-1rp): Super Cybork Body Dizzik: Weirdboy 4pl/70pts Gear: weirdboy staff Power of the WAAAGH!: Da Jump, Jabbin fingerz, Smite Relic (-1rp): Morg’s finkin’ cap Troops: Da Blood Shirts: 10 Boyz 5pl/100pts Gear: Boss nob w/ Power klaw & slugga, 9x slugga choppaz, stickbombs Elites: Da Twinzez: 5 Meganobz 12pl/ 185pts Gear: Boss Mega nob w/ kombi-skorcha powerklaw, 4x kustom shoota & powerklaw Wizzig da Eatta of Hummies: Nob with WAAAGH! Banner 4pl / 70pts Gear: Kustom shoota, Waaagh! Banner, stickbombs Da Killa Killaz: 5 Nobz 6pl/ 105pts Gear: 5x big choppa & slugga, stickbombs Tulg’z Ladz: 10 Nobz 12pl/190pts Gear: Tulg boss nob: Killsaw & choppa, 9x nobs slugga & choppa, stickbombs Heavy: Da Ratatatataz: 5 lootas 4pl/ 90pts Gear: spanner with kustom mega blasta, 4x deffgun & stickbombs Big Eye Tik n hiz weird shooty radio ting: Mek gun 3pl/ 45pts Gear: Bubblechukka Transport: Da Trukk: Trukk 4pl/ 70pts Gear: big shoota Da Hummie Trukk: trukk 4pl/70pts Gear: big shoota

Some Fluffy recap or Thursday's beginning Crusade. Anyone involved can add what they like to help the narrative along 🙂 --------- The sound of battle rang loud. on a small bluff some distance away a small, bug-eyed gretchen watched and reported his findings to Da Boss with his weird radio ting... "Heyya Boss, Big Eye Tik letting ya know watz wat!" I followed that Goff git like you said and he is a toofless *&#@ if I ever saw one. He ran into some hummies, ya know da skinky kind we ran into a bit back. Now one was a big hummie, had flappies and such and dat boy stunk! I could smell his rank a$$ from here. Boy o boy, dey nokked that teef out of ol' Gergie boy and his krew...I no tink they be commin back from dat one. I were to come back but another groop of humies showed up...lit'l ones, just bigger den me I suppose. They fought with the stinky ones too...seems everyone is up for some krumpin here. best send down soom ladz and see whats what i rekkin...Tik out" -------- The @Salty Monkey's Goffs fought and lost to a mean batch of @ImperialTrooper's Death Guard and it was a fun game but the Orks will have to regroup if they hope to stand agianst them again. @Treads-n-Wings's Gurard (that's right, they will always be The Guard 😉 ) came to a similar fate against @ImperialTrooper's Death Guard. The Cadian's fought well and the Commander took a champions charge at the Deamon Prince...he died but it was glorious. I bet there will be some armor next time with the Cadians, bring some righteous vengance(and some big guns) against that stinky lot for sure 🙂 till next week!

Great games tonight and it was fun meeting some new faces @Treads-n-Wings @ImperialTrooper and I had some good crusade action @Constyx is building a cool grey knights crusade for next week...looks icky, in a good way lol also good to meet @Nellie& @Damunky good people even though they are tempting me with oathmark good night and good games all

no worries you can always jump in when you're ready

I will be in tonight around 5pm to get the crusade going

Im sure someone will be there to help you get through it

battle scribe works with necrons, crusade is a bit different but if you make a 500pt list it you can get the hang of it and make the rest of your force after you get a feel for it I have the new Necron codex if you want it...brand new & still smells like victory. I can bring it in next week and it's yours if you want it ...this is not a bribe just a temptation 😉

your force does not start with any relics or WLT. but you can purchase these at the building phase. each force starts with 5 RP it costs 1 RP to give a character a Relic or WLT example: I start Gimpy the Warboss with a Warlord trait & a relic his starting force RP will be reduced to 3 RP (minus 1 for each ) other upgrades depend on description in the the section in the rule book that discuses spending RP. Some allow you to start with them but others can only be obtained after the unit has leveled up'd I hope this helps

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still working on da nobz but I did finish Dingus, the Deff Dread

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I will be there with Goffs in tow...if @Lyraeus 's boyz...I mean Sons!?! are too afraid of da Krumpin that is!

Looks like my dance card just opened up if your up to slap around some Orkz! paint is optional 😉

fine...take my olive branch and shove it right up my A...... 😉

@Lyraeus and I are playing some 600pt Crusade games, if you want to try it out we could use more Ork victims....I mean crusade players of course 600pts of Custodes is about 4 models 😉

Plan for August is for nobz...lots and lots of nobz here's 1 lol

I will be there with a box full of 40k orks and a pocket full of dreams hopefully I will be able to get a revenge crusade game against @Lyraeus!!!

re ridiculously adorable!

I'm gonna be there with some new shinny Orks. @ImperialTrooper im ready for a rematch if you are

great game @Lyraeus and @Blustorm is just killing it in the organization of the terrain room....looks like Tuesday night dance parties are ready

you got it boss 🙂

The slow advance of the Ork is making progress for July

I will be there for some good ol' fasion Ork vs Ork krumpin if you make it