TW_Haines Posted June 26, 2014 Report Share Posted June 26, 2014 Dear god of drunk English Gits, I know I dont pray to you often (ok well ever, but come on I am Irish, my people and your people dont realy get along). That being said, I need you to watch over Games Workshop and smash dar bloody ead in if da muss up Da Ork book. My offerings to you lord of the little island that was to big for its britches. Are as follows! 1 willing to sit threw a soccer game 2 not drink weak American piss water....( I mean Budweiser) 3 Stop making fun of the fact brits cant make a car where the electrical system works 4 listen to even more bad punkrock from my misspent youth 5 Play propa orkz wit trukkz an boyz wit choppas Thank you for hearing me lord god of Britain aka Winston Churchhill TW Haines 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
splinx Posted June 26, 2014 Report Share Posted June 26, 2014 LOL at all of it! Being English i have a small retort! 1,Its called "Football" The US and Canada are the only places that call it soccer! (grrrrrr) 2, Any light beer over here is "Piss Water" I am so grateful Portland has a decent amount of good breweries! 3, Aston Martin isn't a bad car is it?! :) 4, Im sure there was as much US bad punk as well as ours! 5, Yes Yes And Yes! The owner of my local store decided he wanted to sound like me and play orks with a London Accent and does it awfully! On a side not I hop the Ork book makes them as fun as they have been in the past and brings them up to scratch in 7th! Fingers crossed! The rumors look promising! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fluger Posted June 26, 2014 Report Share Posted June 26, 2014 Being English i have a small retort! 1,Its called "Football" The US and Canada are the only places that call it soccer! (grrrrrr) They're called buses, not lorries! Cars should be on the right side of the road! Whatever, we call it soccer, get over it. Also, as I'm sure we've all already heard, the word "soccer" is an English construction, not American. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chappy Posted June 26, 2014 Report Share Posted June 26, 2014 They're called buses, not lorries! Cars should be on the right side of the road! Whatever, we call it soccer, get over it. Also, as I'm sure we've all already heard, the word "soccer" is an English construction, not American.So angry! Lol. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
splinx Posted June 26, 2014 Report Share Posted June 26, 2014 They're called buses, not lorries! Cars should be on the right side of the road! Whatever, we call it soccer, get over it. Also, as I'm sure we've all already heard, the word "soccer" is an English construction, not American. LOL Buses are still called buses! Our English Lorries are what you call Semi's! (Get it right man!) LOL It may be an English construction but as i mentioned its only the US and Canada that call it that! Tut tut! (The US always wants to just that bit different,) :) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fluger Posted June 26, 2014 Report Share Posted June 26, 2014 'Mericuh! 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TW_Haines Posted June 26, 2014 Author Report Share Posted June 26, 2014 Im sorry but you cant call soccer football in the USofA. All the toothless beerbellyed hairy backed shirtless fans of the cowboys would get confused, so would there husbands. TW Haines 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fluger Posted June 26, 2014 Report Share Posted June 26, 2014 I'm more concerned about us not adopting the Metric system than called soccer something else. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steel Angel Posted June 27, 2014 Report Share Posted June 27, 2014 whats funny is the English did they came up with English units. lol . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted June 28, 2014 Report Share Posted June 28, 2014 Dear god of drunk English Gits, I know I dont pray to you often (ok well ever, but come on I am Irish, my people and your people dont realy get along). That being said, I need you to watch over Games Workshop and smash dar bloody ead in if da muss up Da Ork book. My offerings to you lord of the little island that was to big for its britches. Are as follows! 1 willing to sit threw a soccer game 2 not drink weak American piss water....( I mean Budweiser) 3 Stop making fun of the fact brits cant make a car where the electrical system works 4 listen to even more bad punkrock from my misspent youth 5 Play propa orkz wit trukkz an boyz wit choppas Thank you for hearing me lord god of Britain aka Winston Churchhill TW Haines 1: Soccer's just fancy Pong. Picture the Atari screen with more players... 2: I'm in Oregon and German by blood. Budwiser's for people not looking for taste, but also too weak of stamina to have honest alcohol (Looking at you, Everclear. As far as tasteless, cheap alcohol goes, you're the best.) 3-4: Don't really follow these, must be a news thing. 5: Proppa Orks needs More Random tablez. Orks should never be a tourney army, they should be far too random to be a tourney army. Also, GW, please, please fix da lootas and da looted wagonz like they were an edition ago, so much kooler. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TW_Haines Posted June 28, 2014 Author Report Share Posted June 28, 2014 Pax the joke about brit cars is old in the 60s-80s you could not keep the 6 volt system working, also the jag was notorious for being in the shop for electrical work. Bad British Punk is a 70s-80s thing bands like the damned, Exploited, sex pistols, and the worst of all Crass. Lol never looked at soccer as pong with more players, but yes that is so true. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PourSpelur Posted June 28, 2014 Report Share Posted June 28, 2014 I always pictured soccer as akin to watching a tropical fish tank. Lots of pretty colors moving around in unfathomable patterns for no discernable reason;) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tombking Posted June 29, 2014 Report Share Posted June 29, 2014 'Mericuh! No fluger you need this one NSFW/Language 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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