Sylvos

DUDE I had the SAME thing this morning into my dining room. WTF

Nope, you wanted me to respond on this thread. You summoned me. You said my name three times while looking in the mirror didn't you? Sinner. Buy his Realm of Battle Board - it's more fun than a bag of hammers.

Nope! That is MY domain! All others pay fealty to the Lord of Sherwood! Ancient Wonders however resides in the land of Tualatin.

Update 5/5/2015 Fixed Swedish Composition link to reflect v 1.16b

Oh wait... THE CHART IS THE FLAG!!!!!!!!!!! HA! I GET IT NOW! Actually that was very clever. Kudos.

Not sure how that pertains to your clubs inability to be awesome and bring a Battle Standard to OFCC....

Sylvos

The OFCC Fantasy event this year is going to be wicked awesome. Do you know why? Two words: John Kersey Two more words: Battle Standards Don't you want the 40k Team event to also be this wicked awesome? This is the proverbial gauntlet being hefted then smashed across thy face in the act of both dominance and challenge. The Fantasy Team Event will take pride in having their clubs represented by Battle Standards during the event. Yes, they will have wicked awesome flags with to represent their clubs. Now let me ask you this.... How awesome would it be to have all the clubs at OFCC represented by their own Battle Standards? I know the 40k side is full of crazy hobby folk, this creativity can't be limited to the Fantasy side can it? So the Fantasy side challenges the 40k side to show them up, create and parade your club's Battle Standards down the center isle before the events kick off on July 18th. After all, this IS a club challenge. Shouldn't your club have a Battle Standard that gets hoisted above everyone when you win OFCC? Anyone can bring their army to a Warhammer event and play five games but how many bring their army AND a symbol of their club's dominance? I mean like...if 40k clubs aren't scared and stuff.

In the beginning there was no need for composition on army structure. Thus heralded The First Age of Gaming... Then Herohammer was released... Herohammer marked the first grand exodus of Fantasy players to other game systems. Thus Warmachine and Hordes were born and ushered in the Time of the Cog. Then the Dawn of the Sixth emerged. The Age of Return began... Then Breaking of the World ... the advent of 'Ard Boyz... where players were encouraged to engage in the path of [Clown] to win a free army. Thus began the first Storm of Chaos... And in the ruins of hope and shattered dreams, the first OFCC was born... A time where narrative overwrote tournaments and the Games Workshop took an active roll in engaing it's playerbase... Sixth edition slowly melted into 7th edition Fantasy and 4th edition shifted to 5th edition of 40k... Then entered the Second Breaking of the World... 8th Edition Fantasy was born which heralded the 2nd Great Exodus to other games... 6th Edition 40k released which heralded yet another Great Exodus... These were dark times.... 8th Edition was soon realized as the Great Edition and so heralded the Golden Age of Gaming... But they were all of them deceived... The Ard Boyz had died, Games Workshop had retreated to it's white castle in the distance and the depravity of mankind sunk its claws into the games... Broken combos born of poorly balanced books ran rampant like a plague through the gaming groups... Filth poured from the gaping mouths of irreverent douche bags who used the internet as their podium to spew their bile and foolishness... Some tried to fight this overpowering wave of filth with their shields of Composition. A last ditch effort to impose order and balance to the world before it became overrun with broken filth and win at all cost players... Fools, all of them. You can not defeat evil by putting it in a cage... You must embrace the darkness and become one with it. You must lower yourself into the pit and from the hellish darkness that is the mind of a filth gamer, reach down and grasp it's waggling tongue and tear it from the gaping mouth of madness. You must stare into the oblivion and allow the slow caress of rage touch your mind. To give spark to the dry kindling of your anger and allow it to take hold... Let that spark turn into a burning ember, let the powers of hate flow through you giving wind to your thoughts. Fan the flames of anger until it roars into a tower inferno of rage! Let the flames of your rage burn the filth from your skin as you stand a burning beacon of fair play in the shrinking pit of douche bag darkness. Let the blades of incandescent rage coalesce into your hands as you bring the battle to those derangd filth mongers Show them that they bleed much like any man and their blood flows like a fine wine. Delicious and red.. You do not need comp to be your shield for you are the Juggernaut of Ordo, your actions shall ring louder than the hammerstrikes of a thousand forges. Composition is the crutch upon which a true general is hobbled. Composition is the true darkness that threatens to extinguish the flame of wargaming... Be not afraid.. For there are worse things that go bump in the night.... The End Times have come, shattering all composition conventions and showing all the errors of their ways.... You fools tried to contain it... did you learn nothing from your mistakes? 9th edition dawns... Shall we witness the Grand Return or the Final Exodus? I know not but know this... Comp sucks.

I've had no problems accessing v.15.3 Not sure what's up.

Ha ha! Clever, clever!

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No, that was intentional. I let Beastmen wizards take Lores of the Marks they have taken. They have to pay the comp value like a Chaos sorcerer would and it adds variety to the army so that you don't have to buy a warrior of chaos sorcerer to go with your Gor herd. It's all for fun anyway. Unlike Chaos sorcerer, Beastmen wizards can't take armor so... it may be cheaper but shrug.

Changing your team name BACK to Erectile Dysfunction

Its not my fault you hosers tee these up. I mean really now.

Can't wait to unleash Heavy D and the boyz. (phallic reference for those of you 90's challenged)

Hit's from my D make women go wild.

LOL you asshat.

I'm annoyed that Pulse Lasers are now S8 rather than S9 but with the advent of D weapons everywhere.... I'll shut up.

Lies, all lies. Sinner.

I do too! Not often enough to be relevant. Btw - Notice he didn't say he did NOT envision me naked. Sinner.

YES! That's the game! We do Fantasy RAW too cuz we bez pimpin da rulz and shiz. Please if you will imagine me wearing an oversized hoodie with the hood draw up, a massive clock hanging around my neck and some wicked awesome hightop reeboks as I throw my hands in the air like I just don't care as I say all of this. Got the image? Good. Now imagine me naked. HA YOU DID IT! Sinner.

I play RAW bro!

Looking for what is in the title. I have various 3rd party models but I think it is time to obtain the proper models. Looking for a complete team.

Players feel entitled to have some form of control over their environment. Comp provides this illusion of control and "balance". It is all a lie. There is no balance, there is no control. There is only me. I am the way and the light. Through me all things are saved. I am the Champion of No Comp.