It's difficult to believe but I think I want a blood bowl team. Ideally I'd like to buy or trade for an already cleaned, assembled and based team (unpainted) I'll consider most anything but high on my list are vintage GW skaven, greebo wood elves, greebo chaos dwarves and black scorpion humans. I like the new GW plastics ok but I really dislike assembling them. Not interested in anything that would require stripping, cleaning, glue removal or repair.
I don't really have miniatures to trade at present but I can hook you up with console video game stuff, graphic novels, board games, anime, pokemon plush toys and other marital aids. The IRS hates barter!