Weav Posted January 12 Report Share Posted January 12 The second Portland-area CULT major tournament is here on 3/9/2024! Rrrrip City RIOT 2: ADAB (All Dwarfs Are Bastards) is a *FOUR* game, one day, Blood Bowl resurrection-style tournament. Homer Coldcut, and his friends (and special guest...?), have had enough of Dwarfs slowing down their beautiful game, and abusing the current ruleset. They are here for vengeance, and are RIOTing at the heart of the local Dwarven Blood Bowl union building. Rrrrip City RIOT 2: ADAB (All Dwarfs Are Bastards) is the Portland-area CULT major tournament, and will be NAF sanctioned (currently pending). Rrrrip City RIOT 2: ADAB (All Dwarfs Are Bastards) is using a slightly modified version of the popular Eurobowl 2022 team build, adding the Team Mascot, Temp Agency Cheerleaders, and Part-Time Assistant Coaches inducements to each tier. Coaches may build their teams using Tourplay.net. *NOTE* a coach is not signed up for the event until they are paid; registering a team with Tourplay alone does not secure your place. Create your team at Tourplay.net Rrrrip City RIOT 2: ADAB (All Dwarfs Are Bastards) is limited to the first 24 paid coaches. Additional coaches may be added after the first 24, but only in groups of two coaches at a time. Secure your place now! A link to the event ticket in a the bottom of this post. Cost $30 USD ($25 for 2024 Ordo Fanaticus Champions, Reaver level or greater) Schedule Doors open: 8:30am Registration: 9:00am Coach Meeting: 9:15am Game One: 9:30am Game Two: 12pm Break: 2:15pm Game Three: 3:00pm Game Four: 5:30pm Awards: 8:00pm Facebook event page Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Weav Posted January 13 Author Report Share Posted January 13 Registered participants (28): @AttackCowboy ✓ @Ravenmojo ✓ Trevor Freutel @Karl Brown ✓ @Nelson Smith ✓ @Dracchus ✓ @James Denney ✓ @Lance Swanson ✓ @Keith Amberg ✓ @Scannerpunk ✓ @Nick Vice ✓ @Phyllip Hulscher ✓ @Levi Jette ✓ @Amado ✓ @Rory ✓ The Scottish Ninja @Giandroid ✓ @jollyork @Ziggens ✓ @Patriarch of Sigmar ✓ @Bradley Tobin ✓ @Kavinay Kishor ✓ @Nicholas Mincks @Maxwell Christian ✓ @scotthartman @Teturact ✓ @Grisgris ✓ @Locky86 ✓ @Robert Burton ✓ @Jonathan Olson ✓ David Skillen (OMO) ✓ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
James Denney Posted January 13 Report Share Posted January 13 Are new vampires going to be tier 4? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Weav Posted January 13 Author Report Share Posted January 13 19 minutes ago, James Denney said: Are new vampires going to be tier 4? No, I have adjusted them to tier two Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Weav Posted January 16 Author Report Share Posted January 16 And just that quickly, we are half way sold! Keep it coming, all! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Weav Posted January 22 Author Report Share Posted January 22 Homer Coldcut knows that to properly fight the oppressive Dwarfs, and counter their despicable tactics, you need the right tools. As such, each coach will receive two custom-made Rrrrip City RIOT D6's! To help strike fear into the Dwarven bastards, each die has been etched with Homer's face, a symbol of the rebellion.Only eight spots guaranteed spots remain, so sign up today if you haven't already. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Weav Posted January 26 Author Report Share Posted January 26 It's been a long day for Homer and Beaverly, slicing apart Dwarfs on the muddy pitches of Rrrrip City...how does a thirsty Halfling unwind? In Rrrrip City, you drink BEER; in your favorite glass, no less. As such, each coach playing all four games of Rrrrip City RIOT 2: ADAB will receive a Homer Coldcut pint glass! Our friends at Gunn's Custom Creations and Apparel are printing us three dozen pint glasses emblazoned with Homer and Beaverly, and their trusty 'warf slicah! Only eight guaranteed spots remain! This is the annual CULT Portland-area major tournament, so come play and earn your points! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Weav Posted January 27 Author Report Share Posted January 27 Six guaranteed spots remain Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Weav Posted February 1 Author Report Share Posted February 1 Four spots remain! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Weav Posted February 2 Author Report Share Posted February 2 Make that three! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Weav Posted February 4 Author Report Share Posted February 4 The first 24 are GONE! Want to attend? We are able to add up to eight more coaches, but we are only adding them in pairs of two. PM me here on Ordo, on Discord, or using Facebook Messenger to coordinate. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Weav Posted February 7 Author Report Share Posted February 7 With DB Swooper now in charge of the Rrrrip City RIOT 2: ADAB Stunty award, he’s decided to do things his way. And like any good Goblin, his way is all about bringing the HURT. The Swooper Super Cup final will be held during game four at the RIOT between the top two Stunty teams. The top two teams will not be determined using tournament points, but instead by skulls accumulated! How do you get skulls? • First, you have to be playing a Stunty team (Goblins, Halflings, Lizardmen w/ no Sauruses, Ogres, Snotlings, Underworld Denizens w/ no Skaven); • Second, any time a ST 2 or lower non-Star Player casualties a ST 3 or higher player (via Blocking, actions that replace a Block, or Fouling), that coach is eligible for a skull; coaches receive two skulls for causing a casualty on players of ST 5 and higher • Third, to get the skull, the coach must announce to the room they earned the skull by loudly saying “DB Swoooooperrr!” Tournament points will be the tie breaker in case we have coaches with the same number of skulls at the end of game three. We cant wait to see you all at the RIOT! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Weav Posted February 11 Author Report Share Posted February 11 We’ve got a 29th coach looking to join the RIOT, but we need a 30th to add them. Anyone want in? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jollyork Posted February 23 Report Share Posted February 23 Rogre probably wants to play 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dark Trainer Posted February 23 Report Share Posted February 23 I would 100% play, if I didn't have another competition event that day. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Weav Posted February 24 Author Report Share Posted February 24 Are all Dwarfs bastards? We will find out in two weeks at Rrrrip City RIOT 2: ADAB! Get your rosters built in Tourplay as soon as possible! https://tourplay.net/en/blood-bowl/rrrrip-city-riot-2-adab-all-dwarfs-are-bastards Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Weav Posted March 3 Author Report Share Posted March 3 We have ONE WEEK until Rrrrip City RIOT 2: ADAB! Weav’s family will be out of town Friday night, so he’s having an open house for anyone that wants to come by. Send him a private message for his address and phone number. Maybe some Team Manager, beers, and a chance to meet his kids’ dogs (Marvin and Molly). We’ll see you at the RIOT!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Weav Posted March 7 Author Report Share Posted March 7 Hi, all. Please get your rosters finalized in Tourplay by end of day. All rosters will be validated and locked down tomorrow AM. Homer, Beaverly, and DB can’t wait to see you at the RIOT! https://tourplay.net/en/blood-bowl/rrrrip-city-riot-2-adab-all-dwarfs-are-bastards Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Weav Posted March 9 Author Report Share Posted March 9 We’re underway at Rrrrip City RIOT: All Dwarfs Are Bastards! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Weav Posted March 10 Author Report Share Posted March 10 Today, the Blood Bowl players of the Pacific Northwest answered the question: are all Dwarfs bastards? Apparently they are not, as only two Dwarfs teams answered the call to squash the RIOT. In the end, the rebellious Dark Elves of Bregan D’Aerthe managed to breach the defenses, and have occupied the area. Claiming complete autonomy over Ordo Bowl and the CULT, the entire Dark Elf race will surely be the target of next year’s Rrrrrip City RIOT. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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