smashthedean Posted January 15, 2016 Report Share Posted January 15, 2016 Figured I'd make this early on the off chance I could get someone to go for a 9th Age game. Any takers? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JMGraham Posted January 16, 2016 Report Share Posted January 16, 2016 Kevin and I are going to play 40k. Want to know what it will be like? Take a txt file of Romeo and Juliet (http://www.gutenberg.org/cache/epub/1112/pg1112.html). Then search and replace every instance of "Capulet" with "Space Elf Pirate Ninja", replace every instance of "Montague" with "Space Emo Torture Elf", and replace every instance of "love" with "glorious battle". A preview! Samp. A dog of the house of Space Emo Torture Elf moves me. Greg. To move is to stir, and to be valiant is to stand. Therefore, if thou art moved, thou runn'st away. Samp. A dog of that house shall move me to stand. I will take the wall of any man or maid of Space Emo Torture Elf's. Greg. That shows thee a weak slave; for the weakest goes to the wall. Samp. 'Tis true; and therefore women, being the weaker vessels, are ever thrust to the wall. Therefore I will push Space Emo Torture Elf's men from the wall and thrust his maids to the wall. Greg. The quarrel is between our masters and us their men. Samp. 'Tis all one. I will show myself a tyrant. When I have fought with the men, I will be cruel with the maids- I will cut off their heads. Greg. The heads of the maids? Samp. Ay, the heads of the maids, or their maidenheads. Take it in what sense thou wilt. Officer. Clubs, bills, and partisans! Strike! beat them down! Citizens. Down with the Space Elf Pirate Ninjas! Down with the Space Emo Torture Elfs! Enter Old Space Elf Pirate Ninja in his gown, and his Wife. Space Elf Pirate Ninja. What noise is this? Give me my long sword, ho! Wife. A crutch, a crutch! Why call you for a sword? Space Elf Pirate Ninja. My sword, I say! Old Space Emo Torture Elf is come And flourishes his blade in spite of me. Enter Old Space Emo Torture Elf and his Wife. Space Emo Torture Elf. Thou villain Space Elf Pirate Ninja!- Hold me not, let me go. Ben. It was. What sadness lengthens Romeo's hours? Rom. Not having that which having makes them short. Ben. In glorious battle? Rom. Out- Ben. Of glorious battle? Rom. Out of her favour where I am in glorious battle. Ben. Alas that glorious battle, so gentle in his view, Should be so tyrannous and rough in proof! Rom. Alas that glorious battle, whose view is muffled still, Should without eyes see pathways to his will! Where shall we dine? O me! What fray was here? Yet tell me not, for I have heard it all. Here's much to do with hate, but more with glorious battle. Why then, O brawling glorious battle! O loving hate! O anything, of nothing first create! O heavy lightness! serious vanity! Misshapen chaos of well-seeming forms! Feather of lead, bright smoke, cold fire, sick health! Still-waking sleep, that is not what it is This glorious battle feel I, that feel no glorious battle in this. Dost thou not laugh? Ben. No, coz, I rather weep. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fix Posted January 16, 2016 Report Share Posted January 16, 2016 Riiiiiight. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
intrizic Posted January 16, 2016 Report Share Posted January 16, 2016 i have no words Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JMGraham Posted January 17, 2016 Report Share Posted January 17, 2016 Yup. That. Good. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TW_Haines Posted January 18, 2016 Report Share Posted January 18, 2016 Awsome! If after you play Kevin next week if you are up for emoelf on ork action I gots a Ork play to quot Sample Snagrod Bluetounge: Waggggg, the dark panzys is a foot. Big grot Little nob: Squish um and steals the good loot. Snagrod Bluetounge: Stompa on der heads and beat um in ta a paste. Gutgrot Panziekrusha: Den take der flyin bikes put prapa guns on um den smash tha next git. From the famous Ork poet Yabers Smashedgob Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TW_Haines Posted January 18, 2016 Report Share Posted January 18, 2016 Looking for a prapa fight 40k game 2000 points TW Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fix Posted January 18, 2016 Report Share Posted January 18, 2016 Playing some Netrunner with Ethan for the first half of the night. The second half is chockablock with possibility! (Possibly more Netrunner!!) Gonna bring some Armada and Xwing and probably a bag of other games. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VonVilkee Posted January 18, 2016 Report Share Posted January 18, 2016 One more week of Tuesday conflicts then I'll return for some 40k or malifaux... I'm going to the Walpurgis event this year Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Valhalla4ever Posted January 18, 2016 Report Share Posted January 18, 2016 Hey Yall, Its Tucker Im back to school in Bham. I hope to get a game and say Hi to everyone. Is anyone open to play 40k? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
intrizic Posted January 19, 2016 Report Share Posted January 19, 2016 I'll be there with Armada and x wing Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SigurdBC Posted January 19, 2016 Report Share Posted January 19, 2016 I'll be around for some 40k Tuesday. Can go anywhere in the 1500 to 2000pt. range whatever you want to play. Be there around 6pm. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ser Warwick Posted January 19, 2016 Report Share Posted January 19, 2016 Hey Yall, Its Tucker Im back to school in Bham. I hope to get a game and say Hi to everyone. Is anyone open to play 40k? The Unforgiven shall answer this call to battle. 2k points, 6pm sound good? I have the day off so I'm free earlier if need be. Also to SigurdBC: It looked like TW's Orks were ready for a go at it. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Munkie Posted January 19, 2016 Report Share Posted January 19, 2016 The Space Emo Torture Elfs are coming. If thou art moved, thou runn'st away. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
generalripphook Posted January 19, 2016 Report Share Posted January 19, 2016 I shall bring 2k, TW you wanna smack around some humies armed with flashlights? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Valhalla4ever Posted January 19, 2016 Report Share Posted January 19, 2016 The Unforgiven shall answer this call to battle. 2k points, 6pm sound good? I have the day off so I'm free earlier if need be. Also to SigurdBC: It looked like TW's Orks were ready for a go at it. Scipiano, I accept your challenge. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dalmer Posted January 19, 2016 Report Share Posted January 19, 2016 Glad to read that 40k is hoppin' on Tuesday nights! Go get 'em folks! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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