michaels Posted October 11, 2016 Report Share Posted October 11, 2016 Soooooooo....what's up, guys? :) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Torg Posted October 11, 2016 Report Share Posted October 11, 2016 waitin for new matches...next week Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
michaels Posted October 11, 2016 Report Share Posted October 11, 2016 waitin for new matches...next week I can't wait that long to read more of torgsblog! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Torg Posted October 11, 2016 Report Share Posted October 11, 2016 I can't wait that long to read more of torgsblog! lol - well I'm probably gunna have an update before the end of the week... depending on how projects go. Picking up a new one today after work... (yard project) -d Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
savion47 Posted October 12, 2016 Author Report Share Posted October 12, 2016 Round 4 Matches: The Raging Pussies v. Scaled to Size BOOM BOOM POW v. Loose Screws Honk Honk v. Pork Belly Red Cloud Reavers v. JV_TöeJam Transmutational Triumph v. Better Dead than Red Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jollyork Posted October 12, 2016 Report Share Posted October 12, 2016 Time to gobble up some snot. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jollyork Posted October 14, 2016 Report Share Posted October 14, 2016 Frosty, do you want to play on Tuesday? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Burk Posted October 17, 2016 Report Share Posted October 17, 2016 Torq. I will be at WOW about 3:30 tomorrow if you want to get our game in. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Torg Posted October 17, 2016 Report Share Posted October 17, 2016 sounds great - I can be there by then - see you tomorrow! -d Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
savion47 Posted October 20, 2016 Author Report Share Posted October 20, 2016 Glad to see everyone finally has a loss in the league. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jollyork Posted October 26, 2016 Report Share Posted October 26, 2016 The match between Travis and I is uploaded. It all comes down to one cheaty skill: Diving Tackle. And possibly Travis rolling 20+ 1s. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jollyork Posted October 27, 2016 Report Share Posted October 27, 2016 Scaled to Size and BOOM BOOM POW have already played each other. Surely there is another of the 9 teams we can play? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Bigglesworth Posted October 27, 2016 Report Share Posted October 27, 2016 Yeah and Jolly's squigs smell 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
savion47 Posted October 28, 2016 Author Report Share Posted October 28, 2016 Scaled to Size and BOOM BOOM POW have already played each other. Surely there is another of the 9 teams we can play? I would have fixed the issue if you would have asked nicely, but now I am not so sure. Deleted the round 5 post so there is no confusion. Going to have to redo everything. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Torg Posted October 28, 2016 Report Share Posted October 28, 2016 ???? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
savion47 Posted October 28, 2016 Author Report Share Posted October 28, 2016 Round 5 · The Raging Pussies vs. Pork Belly · Scaled to Size vs. Red Cloud Reavers · BOOM BOOM POW vs. Honk Honk · Loose Screws vs. Transmutational Triumph · JV_TöeJam vs. Better Dead than Red 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Burk Posted October 28, 2016 Report Share Posted October 28, 2016 and burk gets [big bad swear word]ed Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Bigglesworth Posted October 29, 2016 Report Share Posted October 29, 2016 Ah I didn't think you cared that much. Sent you pm Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jollyork Posted October 30, 2016 Report Share Posted October 30, 2016 Pete, you want to play Tuesday night at game night? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frostitute Posted October 31, 2016 Report Share Posted October 31, 2016 I'm open this Tuesday and next Tuesday at GN. Posted Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blustorm Posted October 31, 2016 Report Share Posted October 31, 2016 I'm open this Tuesday and next Tuesday at GN. Posted It's looking unlikely that I'll make this Tuesday. I will definitely be at GN next week. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jollyork Posted November 3, 2016 Report Share Posted November 3, 2016 The POW crew took advantage of an undermanned (or rather, under-Beasted) Honk Honk squad last night. The lack of a second S5 mound of tentacles allowed the ravenous squigs to run free and chomp at will. This resulted in a number of casualties that the blessed of Nurgle recovered from thanks to their patron of foul replenishment. The highlight of this match was definitely the Mouth of the Midway (Jaws the squig) continuing his eating streak by downing Honk Honk's remaining Beast of Nurgle whole. Apparently no creature is too large - or too smelly - to spoil his appetite. That makes 5 players Jaws has swallowed down. Unfortunately this time, the Beast regenerated inside Jaws's stomach, causing him to miss the rest of the match with indigestion. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Burk Posted November 6, 2016 Report Share Posted November 6, 2016 Few games in human history are instant classics: Cubs vs cleveland 2016, Bears superbowl 85. University of Washington versus anyone. Well you can add Reavers vs Scaled to size 2016 to the list. The game starts with Scaled getting a kill on first blitz of the game of one of the Reavers kickers, where 5 of the 6 rolls made were 6's. A quick score on turn 4 followed for the Scaled. Luckily only one secret weapon was on the pitch for the Reavers which was promptly ejected. Reavers started a methodical push up the field, after a blitz by the opponents, with 4 secret weapons on the pitch only leaving the fanatic with block off for the 2nd half. Sadly things deteriorated and the reavers were running for their lives to try an score before the end of half. Seeing things were dicey to hold out to turn 8, the Reavers were forced to sprint twice to score in turn 7. Coach Burk immediately regretted this decision as it would mean that unless he got real lucky on the secret weapon rules, the one remaining fanatic would have to hit the pitch for the last turn of the first half.....he was not lucky and all his secret weapons were disqualified. On the final turn of the half, the the lone secret weapon fanatic did knock a player out but was promptly ejected. This left the Reavers with a familiar situation, starting the 2nd half down players and no secret weapons. With but 6 gobbos, 1 kicker and a pogo facing the full weight of the skink horde the 2nd half kicked off to the Gobbos. The gobbos had but one chance....give the ball to the blodger pogo and hope to withstand the onslaught and dodge like a mother to get down the field. This worked for 5 turns and pushing back up to the line of scrimmage until the double failed dodge put the ball on the carpet.....uh oh. Luckily the skinks failed to capitalize and failed an action to give the gobbos a reprieve. The Gobbos had to scramble and were able to use this time to move the ball down field to within 2 paces of the end zone. The skins used their superior speed to get back to the ball and knock it loose on the 1 pace line. The next turn they picked it up and had a setup to move it down and score with a short pass and a hand off. They needed a 5+ to pass, but alas it was not to be and the ball scatted and landed next to 1 player of each team. 1 turn, a block, a dodge, a pick up, a pass and a catch is all that stood between the Reavers and glory. The block, success, the player on the ball was pushed away. A dodge, success, throwing player was clear. The pickup, failed till the re-roll needed for the throw was used. The throw, needing a 5+; a SIX! Cheers erupt from the coach Bigglesworth while coach Burk points at him and says, dont jinx it...it aint over yet. Still need to catch. The catch, a 3, success TOUCHDOWN! Both coach double high five at the improbably result. Coach Burk exclaims CUBS WIN CUBS WIN HOLY COW CUBS WIN. Teams setup for the final turn, skinks needing a riot with a dice roll of 2 and 1 to try to tie. Dice is thrown a 1...........and a 3 perfect defense. So ends a game that will live in infamy. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
michaels Posted November 6, 2016 Report Share Posted November 6, 2016 Good win, Burk! Great write-up too! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Bigglesworth Posted November 10, 2016 Report Share Posted November 10, 2016 Thanks again for game Burk. Nice write up. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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