InfestedKerrigan Posted September 7, 2016 Author Report Share Posted September 7, 2016 Every time splinx posts, in my head I hear the Venture Bros...."SPLINX!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WestRider Posted September 7, 2016 Report Share Posted September 7, 2016 There should be a .calm top level domain, where only chill, relaxing things are allowed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pretre Posted September 8, 2016 Report Share Posted September 8, 2016 There should be a .calm top level domain, where only chill, relaxing things are allowed. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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WestRider Posted September 13, 2016 Report Share Posted September 13, 2016 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
InfestedKerrigan Posted September 14, 2016 Author Report Share Posted September 14, 2016 Splinx now looks like Shore Leave in my head. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WestRider Posted September 14, 2016 Report Share Posted September 14, 2016 The only reason I don't like the figurative use of "literally" is that it leads to people not understanding when I actually use it literally. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
InfestedKerrigan Posted September 15, 2016 Author Report Share Posted September 15, 2016 The only reason I don't like the figurative use of "literally" is that it leads to people not understanding when I actually use it literally. I'm literally going to figuratively smash your face into the table with my army. Well, shots probably, but still. Although, if it were shots, you may literally smash your own face into the table. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Justjokin Posted September 15, 2016 Report Share Posted September 15, 2016 Goes along with that why vote for the "Lesser" of two evils... 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Duckman Posted September 15, 2016 Report Share Posted September 15, 2016 The only reason I don't like the figurative use of "literally" is that it leads to people not understanding when I actually use it literally. That Random Thought was literally the last thing on my mind... You know how that goes, right? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jhk-DiPqhr8 Don't think of a pink elephant now. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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InfestedKerrigan Posted September 16, 2016 Author Report Share Posted September 16, 2016 What if I were born biologically male, self-identify as female, but am attracted to females? I don't identify as female, but damn do I have long, beautiful hair. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WestRider Posted September 17, 2016 Report Share Posted September 17, 2016 What if I were born biologically male, self-identify as female, but am attracted to females? I don't identify as female, but damn do I have long, beautiful hair. If that were the case, you'd be a trans lesbian. Not actually particularly rare among trans women. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
InfestedKerrigan Posted September 17, 2016 Author Report Share Posted September 17, 2016 If that were the case, you'd be a trans lesbian. Not actually particularly rare among trans women. Doesn't sound too far off from pretending to be gay to get chicks. I went to senior prom in a dress, but don't consider myself trans. I just don't think clothes should have genders assigned to them. But that's getting into RoCy waters. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
InfestedKerrigan Posted September 17, 2016 Author Report Share Posted September 17, 2016 Also, wasn't there a trans lesbian relationship on 30 rock with the blonde? I didn't catch much of the show, but... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WestRider Posted September 20, 2016 Report Share Posted September 20, 2016 Udo Dirkschneider would have been a way better replacement for Brian Johnson than Axl Rose. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WestRider Posted September 22, 2016 Report Share Posted September 22, 2016 A kids' cartoon about wrestling: My Little Jabroni 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WestRider Posted September 25, 2016 Report Share Posted September 25, 2016 Every time splinx posts, in my head I hear the Venture Bros...."SPLINX!" MEESA JAR JAR SPLINX! There, did that fix it? 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
InfestedKerrigan Posted September 25, 2016 Author Report Share Posted September 25, 2016 Nope. Still looks like Shore Leave. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
InfestedKerrigan Posted September 25, 2016 Author Report Share Posted September 25, 2016 "Love isn't real. You'd have a better chance of getting a hand job from the Easter Bunny." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
InfestedKerrigan Posted September 26, 2016 Author Report Share Posted September 26, 2016 Write in Arnold. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Justjokin Posted September 27, 2016 Report Share Posted September 27, 2016 Sorry, they haven't passed the 61st (28th?) amendment yet... 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
InfestedKerrigan Posted September 27, 2016 Author Report Share Posted September 27, 2016 [big bad swear word] it, I think I'd rather a non-national "run" the country than either of those two. We could write in Elon Musk, but he wants to get us to Mars with bull[big bad swear word] as fuel. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PourSpelur Posted September 27, 2016 Report Share Posted September 27, 2016 Wait, you doubt Musk? Seriously, not calling you out but I can't fathom the disbelief. Sure, Mars is a long way out but he's certainly on the path. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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