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Hey all! This thread will be used by my awesome team to post our lists, photos of our armies, and other assorted information about us.

Team Kill! Maim! Beer! consists of:

 

@Edosaurus Rex - Ed

Hey, that's me! I'll be team captain this year and I am better known as the more handsome of the twins. This year I am bringing my Ultramarines army that is inspired by 3rd edition army lists, complete with red bolters!

@Gorgosaurusrex - Greg

Greg is my slightly less handsome twin brother, and he is bringing his 3rd edition Eldar Ulthwé army, featuring "lovely" old Eldar sculpts  (assuming he can get it painted, so we'll see). 

@PumpkinHead - Saul

Saul is the eldest of our team (and gets many jokes for it), despite not actually being that old. He is running a nice battleforce-style Tyranid army this year, so beware the swarm!

@PourSpelur - Dale

Not much is known about the mysterious Dale besides the fact that he prefers boxer briefs and has a knack for scratch-building awesome converted models. He is bringing an Ork army that actually doesn't have any Orks in it... it's nothing but custom Grot vehicles and old mono-pose Grot models.

 

I'll update these brief bios as time goes on, but for now just consider it an introduction to our team!

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I'll get the army list ball rolling with my tentative Ultramarines list! Let me know what you think:


++ Battalion Detachment +5CP (Imperium - Space Marines) [110 PL, 2000pts] ++

+ No Force Org Slot +

**Chapter Selection**: Ultramarines

+ HQ +

Chaplain [5 PL, 84pts]: Power fist, Warlord

Librarian [6 PL, 96pts]: Boltgun, Force stave

Techmarine [4 PL, 64pts]: Power axe, Servo-arm, Storm bolter

+ Troops +

Scout Squad [6 PL, 65pts]
. Scout Sergeant: Boltgun, Combat knife
. 3x Scout w/Boltgun
. Scout w/Heavy Weapon: Heavy bolter

Tactical Squad [9 PL, 160pts]
. 7x Space Marine
. Space Marine Sergeant: Chainsword, Combi-flamer
. Space Marine w/Heavy Weapon: Heavy bolter
. Space Marine w/Special Weapon: Flamer

Tactical Squad [9 PL, 175pts]
. 7x Space Marine
. Space Marine Sergeant: Plasma pistol, Power maul
. Space Marine w/Heavy Weapon: Plasma cannon
. Space Marine w/Special Weapon: Plasma gun

Tactical Squad [9 PL, 179pts]
. 7x Space Marine
. Space Marine Sergeant: Bolt pistol, Power axe
. Space Marine w/Heavy Weapon: Multi-melta
. Space Marine w/Special Weapon: Meltagun

+ Elites +

Apothecary [3 PL, 55pts]: Teeth of Terra

Sternguard Veteran Squad [7 PL, 126pts]
. Space Marine Veteran: Special issue boltgun
. Space Marine Veteran: Special issue boltgun
. Space Marine Veteran: Special issue boltgun
. Space Marine Veteran w/Heavy Weapon: Heavy flamer
. Veteran Sergeant: Combi-flamer, Power fist

Venerable Dreadnought [8 PL, 169pts]: Assault cannon
. Dreadnought combat weapon w/Heavy Flamer: Heavy flamer

+ Fast Attack +

Assault Squad [11 PL, 182pts]: Jump Pack
. 7x Space Marine
. Space Marine Sergeant: Bolt pistol, Power sword
. Space Marine w/Special Weapon: Flamer
. Space Marine w/Special Weapon: Flamer

Land Speeders [12 PL, 228pts]
. Land Speeder: Heavy flamer, Multi-melta
. Land Speeder: Heavy flamer, Multi-melta

+ Heavy Support +

Devastator Squad [11 PL, 202pts]
. 5x Space Marine
. Space Marine Sergeant: Bolt pistol, Storm bolter
. Space Marine w/Heavy Weapon: Lascannon
. Space Marine w/Heavy Weapon: Lascannon
. Space Marine w/Heavy Weapon: Heavy bolter
. Space Marine w/Heavy Weapon: Heavy bolter

Whirlwind [5 PL, 95pts]: Whirlwind castellan launcher

+ Dedicated Transport +

Razorback [5 PL, 120pts]: Twin lascannon

++ Total: [110 PL, 2000pts] ++

Created with BattleScribe

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My goal with this army was to have an Eldar force that looks like something you'd see on a Games Workshop store table circa 2002. I think I nailed it.

 

Craftworld Ulthwé - Battalion Detachment

 

HQ

Farseer - Doom, Executioner, Warlord, Ghosthelm of Alishazier

Farseer - Guide, Fortune

Warlock Conclave - 4 Warlocks with Witchblades, 2 with Singing Spears  Protect/Jinx, Empower/Enervate

 

Troops

10 Guardian Defenders - Weapons Platform: Aeldari Missile Launcher

20 Guardian Defenders

10 Storm Guardians - 2 Fusion Guns

 

Elites

5 Wraithguard - Wraithcannons

 

Fast Attack

10 Swooping Hawks - Exarch with Hawk's Talon and Power Sword

6 Jetbikes - 2 Shuriken Cannons
 

Heavy Support

Fire Prism - Crystal Targeting Matrix

3 War Walkers - 2 Scatter Lasers each

Wraithlord - Bright Lance, Flamer, Shuriken Catapult

 

Dedicated Transports

Wave Serpent - Twin Shuriken Cannon, Shuriken Cannon (transports the Storm Guardians or Wraithguard)

 

Total: 2,000 points

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3 hours ago, VonVilkee said:

Should have added placeholders!

 

@Edosaurus Rex I believe my team is now paid so I challenge thee!

If you have place holders people do weird things, like 'like' them...

We accept! Doesn't matter what Ed says, we will Kill! your dollys, Maim! your faith in humanity, and drink Beer!

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Going for a list that leaves you with a meh... sort of feeling, and I think I nailed it. It's not good, but not terrible.


++ Brigade Detachment +12CP (Tyranids) [114 PL, 1997pts] ++

+ No Force Org Slot +

Hive Fleet: Behemoth

+ HQ +

Hive Tyrant [11 PL, 204pts]: Monstrous Rending Claws, Power: Onslaught, Power: Psychic Scream, The Ymgarl Factor, Two Deathspitters with Slimer Maggots, Wings

Hive Tyrant [11 PL, 204pts]: Monstrous Rending Claws, Power: Catalyst, Power: Onslaught, Two Deathspitters with Slimer Maggots, Warlord, Warlord Trait: Heightened Sensess, Wings

Neurothrope [4 PL, 70pts]: Power: Catalyst

+ Troops +

Genestealers [16 PL, 192pts]: 4x Acid Maw
. 16x Genestealer: 16x Rending Claws

Genestealers [16 PL, 192pts]: 4x Acid Maw
. 16x Genestealer: 16x Rending Claws

Hormagaunts [9 PL, 132pts]
. 22x Hormagaunt: 22x Adrenal Glands

Ripper Swarms [2 PL, 33pts]: 3x Ripper Swarm

Ripper Swarms [2 PL, 33pts]: 3x Ripper Swarm

Ripper Swarms [2 PL, 33pts]: 3x Ripper Swarm

+ Elites +

Hive Guard [13 PL, 288pts]
. Hive Guard: Impaler Cannon
. Hive Guard: Impaler Cannon
. Hive Guard: Impaler Cannon
. Hive Guard: Impaler Cannon
. Hive Guard: Impaler Cannon
. Hive Guard: Impaler Cannon

Lictor [2 PL, 45pts]: Flesh Hooks, Rending Claws

Lictor [2 PL, 45pts]: Flesh Hooks, Rending Claws

+ Fast Attack +

Mucolid Spores [1 PL, 20pts]: Mucolid Spore

Mucolid Spores [1 PL, 20pts]: Mucolid Spore

Mucolid Spores [1 PL, 20pts]: Mucolid Spore

+ Heavy Support +

Biovores [4 PL, 100pts]: 2x Biovore, Show Spore Mine Rules

Carnifexes [6 PL, 128pts]
. Carnifex: Bone Mace, Enhanced Senses, Heavy Venom Cannon, Spore Cysts, Two Deathspitters with Slimer Maggots

Tyrannofex [11 PL, 238pts]: Rupture Cannon, Stinger Salvo

++ Total: [114 PL, 1997pts] ++

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I posted the wrong list. It has been altered to get the 'old school' points. But I went with the deathspitters because it is OFCC and I wanted to try them out. Plus shooting tanks and wounding on a 4+ is much better then 5+. Hive guard are solid anti tank. For 2 CP they can shoot twice, and that is plenty of damage to mess up a tank a turn. Less rippers and more melee bugs.

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My Grot revolushin (or something really similar, been tinkering with loadouts.)

Hq:

Big Mek, nekkid

Big Mek, also nekkid

Troops:

Grots x10, weedy grot gunz

Chinork, rattla cannon, rattla cannon, big shoota

Grots x10, grot blastas

Chinork, rattla cannon, rattla cannon, big shoota

Grots x10, grot blastas

Chinork, rattla cannon, rattla cannon, big shoota

Elite:

Grot tanks x4, shootas and rokkits

Grot tanks x4, shootas and rokkits

Grot tanks x4, shootas and rokkits

Heavy:

Big Trakk, supa kannon

MekaDread, rattla kannon, big rippa, kff

MekaDread, rattla cannon, big rippa, kff

My build thread...

http://www.ordofanaticus.com/topic/210147-grot-mekanized-force-da-kloned-kommandos/

 

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9 hours ago, Edosaurus Rex said:

What do you challenge me to?

 

On 5/24/2018 at 7:10 PM, VonVilkee said:

 It is a 3 part challenge. 

1. Who can kill better

2. Who can avoid maiming themselves while...

3.BEER!

 

 

2 hours ago, Romans832 said:

A Beer Off, of course!
I could have sworn this conversation was had already...

 

We did have a similar discussion but it was @PumpkinHead That was involved. 

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It was hot. Hot and dry. Rakkit scratched some diagrams into the dirt with a half-hearted disinterest. As usual, he had no idea what he was drawing until it was almost done. "Huh, a pneumatic boot lacer...wish I had some boots. Dey'd be so supa tied. Stoopid big Mek Toolbenda never lets me have nuthin good". Even though Rakkit was just a Grot, all the cool doodads Toolbanda was showing off at the Mek konvenshun were his designs. A clatter and popping noise on the other side of the gully he was sulking in drew his attention. Peeking over a rock, he saw another grot adjusting a ramshackle machine. "Looks like a bent driveshaft" he offered as a hello to the oil stained grot pounding on some buckled steel. "Oi, dats so its can drive around corners betta." The new engineer lied quickly, Rakkit liked that. "I'm Noize, on akountta all da Noize my invenshuns make." Rakkit and Noize spent most of the afternoon tinkering on the device and talking. Both were shocked to find that the other had also been building and designing the invensions the Meks were showing at the meeting in the valley below. All the Boyz and Nobs were down there but no Grots were allowed.

Rakkit bemoaned "My Mek made me build him da fastest bike eva. Had to use a nook-lee-ar kore from a reely big boat to get enuff oompf for it." Noize paled a bit at the mention of the nuclear core and suggested making haste to the nearby caves. As the two little tinkerers scrambled pell-mell for the caves, Noize panted out "My Mek had a head full of squig beer and demanded I make im some splodin legs for da show." As the logistics of the situation began to sink in to Rakkit a small boom in the valley below echoed up the canyon walls. Quickly following the small boom, was a large..oh so large boom. The early morning sunlight immediately grew to midday, past midday directly to blinding white. Then darkness.

Some time later, Rakkit opened his eyes to find Noize standing above him. "Oi, member dem splodin legs I bilt? Dey sploded." Rakkit looked down to the valley below, the much larger than it was this morning, valley below. "All da Boyz an Nobs and Meks waz down dere." He moaned. As realization sunk in, a large gap toothed grin slowly grew across his tiny face.

"All da Boyz an Nobs an Meks was down dere..."

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Just to make sure there is no continuity with this thread...

Let me introduce myself a bit. I have been playing 40k since late 3rd edition and attending OFCC for probably around 8 years. I only get in about 1 game a month these days, but I have a decent handle on things. Drinking and throwing dice comes second to only the ass whooping that needs to be handed out to warhamster dollies... @VonVilkee 🙂

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4 hours ago, PourSpelur said:

It was hot. Hot and dry. Rakkit scratched some diagrams into the dirt with a half-hearted disinterest. As usual, he had no idea what he was drawing until it was almost done. "Huh, a pneumatic boot lacer...wish I had some boots. Dey'd be so supa tied. Stoopid big Mek Toolbenda never lets me have nuthin good". Even though Rakkit was just a Grot, all the cool doodads Toolbanda was showing off at the Mek konvenshun were his designs. A clatter and popping noise on the other side of the gully he was sulking in drew his attention. Peeking over a rock, he saw another grot adjusting a ramshackle machine. "Looks like a bent driveshaft" he offered as a hello to the oil stained grot pounding on some buckled steel. "Oi, dats so its can drive around corners betta." The new engineer lied quickly, Rakkit liked that. "I'm Noize, on akountta all da Noize my invenshuns make." Rakkit and Noize spent most of the afternoon tinkering on the device and talking. Both were shocked to find that the other had also been building and designing the invensions the Meks were showing at the meeting in the valley below. All the Boyz and Nobs were down there but no Grots were allowed.

Rakkit bemoaned "My Mek made me build him da fastest bike eva. Had to use a nook-lee-ar kore from a reely big boat to get enuff oompf for it." Noize paled a bit at the mention of the nuclear core and suggested making haste to the nearby caves. As the two little tinkerers scrambled pell-mell for the caves, Noize panted out "My Mek had a head full of squig beer and demanded I make im some splodin legs for da show." As the logistics of the situation began to sink in to Rakkit a small boom in the valley below echoed up the canyon walls. Quickly following the small boom, was a large..oh so large boom. The early morning sunlight immediately grew to midday, past midday directly to blinding white. Then darkness.

Some time later, Rakkit opened his eyes to find Noize standing above him. "Oi, member dem splodin legs I bilt? Dey sploded." Rakkit looked down to the valley below, the much larger than it was this morning, valley below. "All da Boyz an Nobs and Meks waz down dere." He moaned. As realization sunk in, a large gap toothed grin slowly grew across his tiny face.

"All da Boyz an Nobs an Meks was down dere..."

I can ship it 😉

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