fluger Posted March 21, 2016 Report Share Posted March 21, 2016 OK, it was hinted at before, but the time is now! Or, rather the time is going to be April 23rd. If you're unfamiliar with the rules of Beerhammer, check out The Dice Abide's Rules. We'll be doing the 3 first missions on that site, The Hammering, Beer Guts Never Tire, and Beer-teor Shower. We'll be doing 2000 pt lists with ITC FAQ and Guidelines. I'll be making this an official ITC event if enough people show interest. Buy in is going to be bringing AT LEAST 18 cans of Beer or Beer-like drinks (cider, or hideous malt beverages, etc). I assume most people will opt for cheap and nasty, but there is no limit on what you want to spend. The schedule for this event is also going to be a bit different than previous. 10AM: Arrive, set up, talk, get beers in the fridge. 11AM: First Round Starts: The Hammering 1:30PM: First Round Ends, Lunch Begins! 2:00PM: Lunch Ends, Round Two Starts: Beer Guts Never Tire. 4:30PM: Round Two Ends 5:00PM: Round Three Starts: Beer-teor Shower 7:30PM: Dice Down and figure out who "won" Now, recently, attendees have gone out and gotten dinner after the tournament, but, obviously with the intentional drinking involved, that would be...imprudent at the minimum. I think we could conjure up a pizza delivery or the like for dinner and then maybe do low-key board games while we all sober up. As usual, please hit me up on either here or on Facebook to let me know if you plan on attending. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
deadwing34 Posted March 21, 2016 Report Share Posted March 21, 2016 Can you please move down to the Portland area so I can attend this magical event? 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fluger Posted March 21, 2016 Author Report Share Posted March 21, 2016 Line me up with a job and I will... :D 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PumpkinHead Posted March 22, 2016 Report Share Posted March 22, 2016 Go go gadget kirkland beer. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WestRider Posted March 22, 2016 Report Share Posted March 22, 2016 Aww yiss, gonna have plenty of Rainier there! 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skkipper Posted March 22, 2016 Report Share Posted March 22, 2016 Bull hockey! I am working on getting approval but I am bringing high test because I am a man!! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fluger Posted March 22, 2016 Author Report Share Posted March 22, 2016 I'm actually thinking about doing the whole thing as shots instead of beer. I'm *really* not a beer fan. Maybe some Mike's Hard Lemonade. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fluger Posted March 22, 2016 Author Report Share Posted March 22, 2016 I love this album of exercise motivation quotes over pictures of people drinking: http://imgur.com/gallery/i0Wt7 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PumpkinHead Posted March 22, 2016 Report Share Posted March 22, 2016 You may need a lot of shot glasses since they can be placed on the table. Beer fan or not... THIS IS BEERHAMMER! I wish I knew how to make .gif :( 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WestRider Posted March 22, 2016 Report Share Posted March 22, 2016 Just so long as we ain't mixing. That won't end well. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fluger Posted March 22, 2016 Author Report Share Posted March 22, 2016 You may need a lot of shot glasses since they can be placed on the table. Beer fan or not... THIS IS BEERHAMMER! I wish I knew how to make .gif :( I was mostly thinking of the Destroyer Shots for the last mission. Just get myself a 12 pack of beer and then go for cheap whiskey for the last round. :D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PumpkinHead Posted March 22, 2016 Report Share Posted March 22, 2016 I like the destroyer shot listed. It makes it more painful and less likely you will take 6 shots. Also, you should dissalow the use of your bathroom between rounds. That way people have to give up victory points during their games. :P 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skkipper Posted March 22, 2016 Report Share Posted March 22, 2016 If I bring a keg can I put solo cups on the table? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fluger Posted March 22, 2016 Author Report Share Posted March 22, 2016 Yes. That is fine. Honestly, don't stress the "rules" of this too much. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lord Hanaur Posted March 22, 2016 Report Share Posted March 22, 2016 Can... you please...get this on tape? While i cannot offer myself up to this alter of excess, I can laugh heartily at its fruits later if given the video to do so. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fluger Posted March 22, 2016 Author Report Share Posted March 22, 2016 Hmmm, I wonder. Probably the best bet would be a web cam set up to connect to my computer. I'll see if I can make that happen. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
InfestedKerrigan Posted March 22, 2016 Report Share Posted March 22, 2016 Twitchfeed or it didn't happen Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fluger Posted March 22, 2016 Author Report Share Posted March 22, 2016 My web cam is super super crappy 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Romans832 Posted March 23, 2016 Report Share Posted March 23, 2016 Maybe I can wrangle up a "nicer" one... can't promise though 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PumpkinHead Posted March 23, 2016 Report Share Posted March 23, 2016 "Come over and play with toy soldiers. Here have a few beers. Relax, it's a fun time here. Don't mind me, I'm just going to turn on this Web cam." Said no creeper ever... :p 6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lord Hanaur Posted March 23, 2016 Report Share Posted March 23, 2016 Im okay with the aspersions as long as I get to watch this. :) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr.MoreTanks Posted March 23, 2016 Report Share Posted March 23, 2016 I'm so sad this is the same weekend as the Storm. I was totally gonna request the weekend off and road trip it up! Next one. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skkipper Posted March 23, 2016 Report Share Posted March 23, 2016 I was slow and missed out on storm tickets so this is a good back up. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fluger Posted March 23, 2016 Author Report Share Posted March 23, 2016 I'm so sad this is the same weekend as the Storm. I was totally gonna request the weekend off and road trip it up! Next one. Awww crap. Oh well. Next one I guess. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Edosaurus Rex Posted March 23, 2016 Report Share Posted March 23, 2016 Where is this going to be hosted at? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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